THREE BLIND MICE SEE HOW THEY RUN.......

HI TO ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO LISTEN.

WHEN I DREAM I'M SEEING MICE, WHEN I WAKE, HIM INDOORS SHOUTS UP TO THE SLEEPY HEAD IN BED COME AND LOOK AT THIS, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RUSH DOWNSTAIRS WELL SLUMP WOULD BE A BETTER DESCRIPTION,AND THERE IS A SPEEDY GONZALES OF A MOUSE RUNNING ALONG OUR FENCE FROM THE EAVES TO THE OTHER END OF THE GARDEN JUMPS INTO THE FEEDER WITH NUTS IN SQUEEZES HIMSELF BACK OUTAND RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK AGAIN WE HAVE A BRILLIANT VIEW OF THIS EVENT FROM OUR LIVING ROOM WINDOW!

SO I SEND HIM INDOORS OUT ARMED WITH MY CAMERA SIT HIM ON THE COVERED SEAT WHERE THE SAID NUTS HANG I CALL WHEN I SEE THE MARATHON RUNNER OF THE VERMIN WORLD HEADING TOWARDS HIM AND SUDDENLY HE STOPS SKIDS A BIT AND HIGH TAILS IT BACK TO HIS LITTLE SEMI IN OUR LOFT..... PLAN B WE ARE GOING TO PARK OUR CAR NEAR THE NUTS AND HIDE WITH CAMERA POISED I WILL POST THE AMAZING PHOTO IF AND IT'S A BIG IF WHEN HE POSES FOR US ......

YESTERDAY AT WORK WE CHECK THE TRAPS WHICH WE PUT AMONGST THE BIRD FOOD AND ALAS POOR MOUSEY IS NOW PLAYING IS MINI HARP ON HIS MINI CLOUD.............. I FELT A BIT QUEAZY THERE WAS BLOOD , I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY MANAGERESS, I TOLD HER TO GET SOME CHEESE SHE CAME BACK FROM THE SHOP WITH CHEESE SLICES MMM I SAID ARE YOU MAKING MINI BUTTIES SO THE BLOODY MICE CAN HAVE A PICNIC GOD PEA BRAIN COMES TO MIND..............

THEN TO CAP IT ALL AND THIS MIGHT BE TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU BUT IT WAS LATE LAST NIGHT I WAS ON THE LOO, WELL I DID WARN YOU!!!!!!!! ANYWAY CONCENTRATING SO WASN'T REALLY LOOKING ON THE FLOOR IT WAS DARK ON THE LANDING ONLY THE LIGHT IN LOO AND OH MY GOD THIS TARANTULA (I KNOW I'M STRETCHING THE TRUTH) CAME CREEPING ROUND THE DOORWAY AND TIPTOED NEAR MY FOOT I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DO A TAP DANCE UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT.HIM INDOORS WAS AWAKE STILL WAITING FOR ME TO TURN THE LIGHT OFF..... I HAD TO LET HIM KNOW I NEEDED A SLIPPER OR WHATEVER TO SPLAT IT WITH ,SO I WHISPERED LOUDLY AND THINKING TO MYSELF ARE SPIDERS DEAF OR HAVE THEY GOT SUPERSONIC HEARING AM I GOING LOONY WRITING THIS ON MY BLOG IT'S LATE MY LIDS ARE GETTING WE..........K.......E.R

INCEY WINCEY SPIDER KEEP OUT OF MY BLOODY BATHROOM!!!