IS THERE A DOG WHISPERER IN FILEY?

JESS ENJOYING A SUNNY DAY ON THE BEACH...........

WELL WASN'T IT A LOVELY START TO OCTOBER, OF COURSE I HAD PUT ALL MY SUMMERY STUFF UP IN THE LOFT AT THE WEEKEND, THEN GOT HIM INDOORS TO CLIMB THE PREVERBIAL LADDERS BACK UP TO LOFT AND GET ME A SELECTION FOR THE TWO SUNNY DAYS,OH MY GOD NEVER TRUST A FELLA TO CHOOSE YOUR CLOTHES!

FOUR MICE DOWN AND GOODNESS KNOWS HOW MANY MORE AFTER THE ORGIES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING ON EVERY NIGHT ABOVE OUR HEADS...............SOME MANAGE TO SCOFF ALL THE CHEESE AND RUN WITH A BIG GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR AND SOME WILL GRIN NO LONGER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

WELL LETS GET DOWN TO THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG, AS YOU KNOW FROM PREVIOUS ONES I AM IN LOVE WITH 'CEASER MILAN' FROM THE PROGRAMME DOG WHISPERER I TAKE IN EVERY WORD AND SO I AM NOW FULLY TRAINED IN DOG HANDLING. NO PLEASE DON'T START E-MAILING FOR ADVICE ON YOUR YAPPING MUTTS I WAS ONLY JOKING LOL. JESS FROM MONDAY HAS BEEN MADE TO RUN AT MY SIDE ROUND THE COUNTRY PARK JUMP OVER LOADS OF FENCES AND SHE'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC PUPIL AT 11 YEARS OLD DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME THOUGH KNACKERED IS ANOTHER WORD I CAN THINK OF...........

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL.........................
OOOOOOOOOOOO SPOOKY HALLOWEEN....... HAPPY EASTER ONE AND ALL .........
THOUGHT I WOULD JUST REMIND YOU JUST INCASE YOU HAVE BEEN STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND............

I'M VERY CONFUSED AT THE MOMENT WORK WISE, I'VE HAD TO DO A HALLOWEEN WINDOW AND IN THE SHOP A CHRISTMAS DISPLAY NO WONDER CHILDREN ARE CONFUSED NOWADAYS . WHAT DO YOU THINK ? CHRISTMAS SHOULD START LAST WEEK IN NOVEMBER SO THE ENTHUSIASM DOES'NT WANE AND HALLOWEEN THREE WEEKS BEFORE 31ST OCTOBER PLENTY OF TIME TO GET THE BROOMSTICKS TAXED AND TESTED PUMPKINS SCOOPED AND EVERYTHING ELSE SPOOKYFIED.........

WENT SHOPPING TO A WELL KNOWN FREEZER SHOP I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN ALL THESE EGGS CAME CRASHING DOWN THERE WAS A WOMAN AND AN OLD FELLA TRYING TO LOOK NONCHALANT I SAID IT'S ALRIGHT I'LL GO AND TELL SOMEONE DID THEY SAY ANYTHING NOOOOOOOO.DID THEY OWN UP NOOOOOO, WHAT IS IT WITH BURYING HEADS IN SAND SYNDROME NOWADAYS .

THE SAID WOMAN RAN AMOC ROUND THIS STORE MESSING UP EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED NOT BATTING A EYELID ......

WELL IV'E HAD MY MOAN OF THE DAY HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!