FEEL MUCH BETTER THANKYOU FOR ASKING......

PIGLET AND LITTLE PIGLET TAKING TIME OUT.........

HI YES THE LADY IS BACK ON FORM, BUT LAST NIGHT OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM SLEEPING ,WITHOUT MY SUPPER IT SEEMS I JUST COULD'NT RELAX............

IT WAS NOW 4.30AM AND STILL CAN'T SLEEP SO UP I GET PUT THE LEAD ON JESS (I THINK MAYBE SHE WAS IN DEEP SHOCK), WENT FOR A LOVELY WALK NOT MUCH GOING ON AT THAT TIME OF NIGHT NO FOXES NO HEDGEHOGS, FROGS,ECT ONLY LITTLE TIRED ME AND HER CONFUSED DOGGIE!!!!!

CAME BACK TO FIND HIM INDOORS LOOKING EVEN MORE CONFUSED,"PUT THE KETTLE ON" I SAY WE HAD AN EARLY BREAKFAST HAD A NATTER BY NOW IT WAS 5.30AM SO UP TO BED WE GO ZZZZZZZZZZZ INSTANT A BIT LIKE MASHED POTATOE LOL.

YES FIVE HOURS LATER FEELING VERY REFRESHED HAD ANOTHER BREAKFAST(YES I KNOW THATS WAY TOO MANY SUGAR PUFFS).

MY NICE COLLECTION OF SHELLS.........

WENT FOR A BEAUTIFUL WALK ON OUR LOVELY BEACH LOTS OF DAY TRIPPERS HERE ENJOYING THE WARM OCTOBER.

WENT ROUND A FEW CHARITY SHOPS THIS I LOVE,GOT A BRILL RIVER ISLAND BLACK LACY TOP VERY HALLOWEEN OOOOOOO.

HIM INDOORS WITH DEBATING FACE ON (HE WONT BE HAPPY).

RIGHT, X-FACTOR DEBATE..... ANOTHER WEEK HAS PASSED NOW IF YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH MY RANTING THEN YOU WILL KNOW HOW BAD THEY ALL WERE LAST WEEK.THIS WEEK I ACTUALLY PICKED THE LAST TWO.RHYDD WAS UNUSUALLY GOOD THATS ALL I'M SAYING.

YOU MAY WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING FOR MY SUPPER TONIGHT, CHOCOLATE RAISINS,STRAWBERRIES,TEA,AND A GOOD BOOK INSURANCE FOR MY PEEPS TO CLOSE FOR THE NIGHT..........

ISN'T IT FUNNY ........NOT

CHELSEY BUN HAVING A KICK ABOUT IN THE LEAVES....

WHAT A GREY DAY OUTSIDE HOW YOUR PERSONALITY CHANGES WHEN THE SUN ISN'T SHINING AND WINTER LOOMS. I DO LOVE AUTUMN DON'T GET ME WRONG THE URGE TO BE RUNNING THROUGH THE STACKS OF LEAVES THAT HAVE FALLEN ALREADY, IS LOOMING.......

HIM INDOORS AND JESS ENJOYING SOME OF THAT SUN.......

LET'S HAVE A LITTLE SUNSHINE ON THIS PAGE,MY LOVELY BUTTERFLY CAME BACK TO SEE ME I KNOW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE AFTER ONE DAY BUT I REFUSE TO BELEIVE THAT,(CHANGED THE COLOUR A BIT TOO LIGHT DON'T YOU THINK)ANYWAY MADAM DID COME BACK AND SAT ON THE EXACT SAME FLOWER IN THE PHOTO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT EH.........

I'M NOT FEELING TOO BRILLIANT EITHER TODAY IN FACT FOR A FEW DAYS FELT SOMETHING LOOMING YOU KNOW EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS COMING DOWN WITH OR HAS ALREADY GOT IT AND COUGHING ALL OVER YOU. IT'S MY OWN SILLY FAULT BRAGGING THAT I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD NEVER SAY THIS .

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........SODS LAW YOU WILL SNEEZE OR GET THE RUNS BE SICK, SPOT WILL APPEAR YOU GET MY DRIFT.......HIM INDOORS IS BUSY WATCHING FOOTY AND I HAVE WADED THROUGH OUR IRONING I JUST CAN'T BE BOVVERED!!!!!!!!!!

LAST WORD 'X FACTOR' WILL IT BE ANY BETTER THAN LAST WEEK NO WONDER SHARON LEFT IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD .WHAT WAS ALL THAT MAKEUP ON LEONAS FACE SHE IS A BEAUTY IN HER OWN RIGHT HER HAIR LOOKED AWFUL TOO IS THIS THE SULTRY TRAMP LOOK!!!

THAT MADE YOU LOOK DIDN'T IT!

YOU CAN TELL I'M SURE THIS ISN'T THE FUN LOVING GILLY WRITING THIS I CAN FEEL MYSELF SLOWING DOWN NIGHTY NIGHTY EVERBODY XXXXXXXXXXXXX

LOVE IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY.......

SAT IN THE GARDEN THIS MORNING AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HOT SUNNY DAY IT HAS BEEN..........

WENT DOWN ON THE BEACH TOOK SOME LOVELY PHOTOS THE SUN WAS SENDING BRILLIANT REFLECTIONS OFF THE SEA,NOW THE WHOLE BEACH IS DOGGIE FRIENDLY ME AND JESS CAN GO MAD, AND BOY DID SHE GO MAD EVERYONE HAD FOOTBALLS SO I WAS INVISIBLE AND SAID DOG PLAYED FOOTIE LIKE A DOG POSSESSED.........

GOT BACK HOME AND PHOTO SAYS IT ALL THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A WARM DAY TO BRING OUT THE BUTTERFLY AND HERE SHE IS........

IN ALL HER GLORY, AHHHHHHHHHH

BACK AT WORK CRUELLA HAS BEEN BUSY,THE ROLLS ROYCE OF TRAPS AND POISONED CHOC CRUNCH AND SNAP YES TWO DOWN AND I'M SURE MANY MORE TO GO . I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW I AM NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF THIS DREADFUL CRUELTY TO THESE LOVELY MICE WHO HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO EAT THROUGH ELECTRIC WIRES ALL THE BIRD FOOD, ANYTHING INITIALLY THAT IS EDIBLE!!!!!!!! OOOOOO I'M A BAD ECCENTRIC LADY WHO IS REPORTING THE FACTS AS THEY APPEAR LOL.

A VERY BUSY BEE GETTING STUCK IN ON THIS PRIMULA ..........

WHAT A WONDERFUL WEEKEND I HAD....

ARE WE QUACKERS OR WHAT?

A VERY EARLY MISTY MORNING.......BEAUTIFUL

YES I HAD TWO DAYS OFF WORK THE SUN WAS HIGH IN THE SKY WHAT MORE COULD A PERSON WANT..........

ME AND HIM INDOORS WENT TO THE COUNTRY PARK IT WAS PACKED TO THE RAFTERS WITH TWITCHERS AND HOLIDAY MAKERS GOOD THING FOR THE TOWN BAD FOR MY QUIET WALK WITH SAID DOG AND FELLA BUT HEH SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU (WELL SOMETIMES ANYWAY)! LETS GET TO THE POINT GILLY MMMMMMMM,WELL YOU KNOW HOW JESS LOVES THIS JUMPING OVER HURDLES NO PROBLEM TILLLLLLLLLLL HIS MASTERS VOICE JOINS IN AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD JESS BARK SO MUCH AND REFUSE TO GO OVER, IT WAS ONE SILLY GAME TO HER AND THE MORE SHE REFUSED THE MORE HE LAUGHED I DON'T THINK HE BELEIVES SHE CAN DO IT.........SO TODAY ON MY OWN US TWO LASSES TOGETHER TRIED AGAIN, SHE WENT LOOPY EVERTHING HAS GONE, JUMPING ROUND IN CIRCLES GOING DOLALLY..........THE DOG WHISPERER OF FILEY MUST TAKE A FIRM HAND YES ON HIM INDOORS LOL.

BO PEEP WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SHEEP?

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE ONCE I CAUGHT THESE SHEEP ON A HILL IN HOLMFIRTH SUMMER WINE LAND!!!!!!!!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET THIS IS THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY,OH AND LETS NOT FORGET SUNRISE X

LAST SUPPER IN SHED AT WORK!!!!

YES THE VERMIN ARE PARTYING BIG TIME IN OUR SHED AT WORK, THEY HAVE EATEN MARS BARS, WENDSLEYDALE CHEESE WITH APRICOT, I MIGHT ADD(SUES IDEA) REMEMBER PREVIOUS POST CHEESE SLICES YES THE SAME SILLY MARE....


WELL WE HAVE GONE BIG GUNS A BLAZING SO THIS MORNING AT WORK SHOULD BE A BLOOD BATH, SORRY IF I'VE UPSET ANY ANIMAL RIGHTS BUT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH OUR STOCK OF BIRD FOOD LIKE THERES NO TOMMOROW AND THEY MUST BE ELIMINATED BIG WORD FOR GILLY EARLY MORNING..............
WELL THIS AFTERNOON 'CRUELLA' WAS ON MICE ALERT NO BLOODBATH THEY ATE AND ESCAPED.SO SHE MADE A NEW CONCOCTION MELTED CHOCOLATE MIXED WITH POISON PELLETS!!!!!YES DEATH BY CHOCOLATE SUES WORDS NOT MINE, KEEP YOU POSTED.......

WHAT A GORGEOUS SUNNY GLAD TO BE ALIVE DAY CAN YOU BELIEVE WE ARE HALF WAY THROUGH OCTOBER AND STILL BASKING IN GLORIOUS SUNSHINE.THE ONE TIME I SHOULD HAVE HAD MY CAMERA WITH ME WAS THIS MORNING WHILE WALKING JESS, THERE WAS A LOW MIST ABOVE THE SEA AZURE BLUE SKY ABOVE IT AND THE SUN SHINING SO BRIGHT IT WAS HEAVEN FINGERS CROSSED THERE MAY BE A SECOND CHANCE IN THE MORNING...........

NIGHTY NIGHT DON'T LET ANYONE BITE WHO YOU HAVEN'T KNOWN VERY LONG !!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE BLIND MICE SEE HOW THEY RUN.......

HI TO ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO LISTEN.

WHEN I DREAM I'M SEEING MICE, WHEN I WAKE, HIM INDOORS SHOUTS UP TO THE SLEEPY HEAD IN BED COME AND LOOK AT THIS, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RUSH DOWNSTAIRS WELL SLUMP WOULD BE A BETTER DESCRIPTION,AND THERE IS A SPEEDY GONZALES OF A MOUSE RUNNING ALONG OUR FENCE FROM THE EAVES TO THE OTHER END OF THE GARDEN JUMPS INTO THE FEEDER WITH NUTS IN SQUEEZES HIMSELF BACK OUTAND RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK AGAIN WE HAVE A BRILLIANT VIEW OF THIS EVENT FROM OUR LIVING ROOM WINDOW!

SO I SEND HIM INDOORS OUT ARMED WITH MY CAMERA SIT HIM ON THE COVERED SEAT WHERE THE SAID NUTS HANG I CALL WHEN I SEE THE MARATHON RUNNER OF THE VERMIN WORLD HEADING TOWARDS HIM AND SUDDENLY HE STOPS SKIDS A BIT AND HIGH TAILS IT BACK TO HIS LITTLE SEMI IN OUR LOFT..... PLAN B WE ARE GOING TO PARK OUR CAR NEAR THE NUTS AND HIDE WITH CAMERA POISED I WILL POST THE AMAZING PHOTO IF AND IT'S A BIG IF WHEN HE POSES FOR US ......

YESTERDAY AT WORK WE CHECK THE TRAPS WHICH WE PUT AMONGST THE BIRD FOOD AND ALAS POOR MOUSEY IS NOW PLAYING IS MINI HARP ON HIS MINI CLOUD.............. I FELT A BIT QUEAZY THERE WAS BLOOD , I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY MANAGERESS, I TOLD HER TO GET SOME CHEESE SHE CAME BACK FROM THE SHOP WITH CHEESE SLICES MMM I SAID ARE YOU MAKING MINI BUTTIES SO THE BLOODY MICE CAN HAVE A PICNIC GOD PEA BRAIN COMES TO MIND..............

THEN TO CAP IT ALL AND THIS MIGHT BE TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU BUT IT WAS LATE LAST NIGHT I WAS ON THE LOO, WELL I DID WARN YOU!!!!!!!! ANYWAY CONCENTRATING SO WASN'T REALLY LOOKING ON THE FLOOR IT WAS DARK ON THE LANDING ONLY THE LIGHT IN LOO AND OH MY GOD THIS TARANTULA (I KNOW I'M STRETCHING THE TRUTH) CAME CREEPING ROUND THE DOORWAY AND TIPTOED NEAR MY FOOT I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DO A TAP DANCE UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT.HIM INDOORS WAS AWAKE STILL WAITING FOR ME TO TURN THE LIGHT OFF..... I HAD TO LET HIM KNOW I NEEDED A SLIPPER OR WHATEVER TO SPLAT IT WITH ,SO I WHISPERED LOUDLY AND THINKING TO MYSELF ARE SPIDERS DEAF OR HAVE THEY GOT SUPERSONIC HEARING AM I GOING LOONY WRITING THIS ON MY BLOG IT'S LATE MY LIDS ARE GETTING WE..........K.......E.R

INCEY WINCEY SPIDER KEEP OUT OF MY BLOODY BATHROOM!!!

COUNTING HAY BALES OR ROOF TILES?

THIS IS WHAT MYSELF AND HIM INDOORS WILL MISS........IF

THREE HUNDRED HOUSES ARE GOING TO WIPE THIS BEAUTIFUL VIEW AWAY FROM US,WE HAVE TROUBLE WITH FLOODING BUT AT LEAST THERE IS SOME DRAINAGE ,THE FARMERS ARE BEING OFFERED LARGE SUMS OF MONEY FOR THEIR LAND AND I SUPPOSE IT SEEMS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME WHEN BILLS HAVE TO BE PAID........AND THE DEAL IS DONE!!!!!

BIT BY BIT I SEE THIS HAPPENING AT MANY OF MY FAVOURITE PLACES. EVERYWHERE I GO, TAKING MY CAMERA TO CAPTURE THE BEAUTY OF THE THINGS I SEE AND TO FIND......WELL WHAT DO I FIND, YOU KNOW THE REST, HENCE THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG

WILL THIS TAKE PLACE OF THE COMBINE HARVESTER ON A BALMY SUMMERS EVENING ,THE SOUND OF CEMENT MIXERS INSTEAD OF TRACTORS, PEOPLE AND DOGS INSTEAD OF PHEASANTS CALLING( OH DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M A PEOPLE PERSON) .......... BUT WHEN WILL IT STOP, OUR SMALL TOWN WON'T TAKE ANYMORE ,OUR SMALL AMOUNT OF COUNTRYSIDE IS SLOWLY VANISHING BEFORE MY VERY EYES..........

NO-ONE IS LISTENING ONLY MONEY TALKS..................DO YOU GET MY DRIFT!!!!!

"CHRISTMAS SHOEBOX APPEAL"

I WAS MOVED BY A PROGRAMME I SAW THIS WEEK ABOUT YOUNG CHILDREN WHO ARE STILL SUFFERING FROM THE EFFECTS OF CHERNOBYL ,WITH BONE WASTING DISEASES AND LOW IMMUNITY TO OTHER ILLNESSES. NEAR WHERE I LIVE THEY ORGANISE TRIPS TO BRING THEM OVER FROM THE BALEARICS FOR SOME GOOD SEASIDE AIR, THE COUPLE ON THE PROGRAMME DID SHORT TERM FOSTERING OF TWO YOUNG GIRLS FROM SEPERATE FAMILIES THEY STAYED WITH THEM FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE THEIR HAPPY FACES EVEN THOUGH THEY COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH IT DIDN'T MATTER!

THIS MADE ME WANT TO DO SOMETHING, SO I WILL START WITH THE THE PROJECT OF "SAMARITANS PURSE", I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT DOING THIS SMALL THING WHICH WILL MAKE TWO CHILDREN SMILE AND THEY WILL KNOW SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS THINKING ABOUT THEM.........

MY IDEAL GOAL WOULD BE TO GO ACROSS TO DELIVER THE BOXES AND MANY MORE IN PERSON......47 MILLION CHILDREN HAVE RECEIVED A SHOEBOX SINCE 1990.IN 2005 THE UK ALONE SENT 1.18 MILLION BOXES TO CHILDREN IN 13 COUNTRIES..........

THIS GIVES ME HOPE THAT THERE ARE KIND LOVING GIVING PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT DO CARE LIKE MYSELF I KNOW I'M DOING MY BIT IN A SMALL WAY BUT TO A LITTLE GIRL OR BOY IT WILL MEAN A WHOLE LOT MORE.

WELL I'M FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY IT'S THURSDAY AND I SHOULD BE AT MY PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS BUT I MENTIONED IN A PREVIOUS BLOG THAT LAST WEEK IT WAS A COMPLETE SHAMBLES I FELT EMBARRASED FOR THE TEACHER AND ALL THE CLASS. I CAN LEARN A LOT MORE FROM MY FELLA AND A FEW GOOD BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY..........

HIM INDOORS HAS STILL TO HELP ME WITH A FIRM BUT NASTY LETTER TO THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE!

HAS IT BEEN SHINING DOWN ON YOU THIS LOVELY OCTOBER SUNSHINE ? WE HAD OUR TEA OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT THE WASPS ARE GETTING BIGGER IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE SMACK WITH MY FLIP FLOP BEFORE THE BEGGARS GIVE UP.OUR FISH ARE GETTING FRISKY WHICH IS A NO NO THIS TIME OF YEAR BUT BECAUSE THE HEAT IS WARMING THE POND UP SO DO THEY IF YOU GET MY DRIFT..........

WELL WE PUT A COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS BLACKBOARD UP AT WORK I AM ECSTATIC THEN ONE OF THE LASSES AT WORK GOT STARTED ON ALL THE DANCING SANTAS ,REINDEERS, AND SKIING SNOWMEN, BATTERIES AND YES IT WAS LIKE A FESTIVE KARAOKE GONE MAD!!!!!!!!!!

74 DAYS TO GO TILL I CAN WEAR ANOTHER SILLY

CONTRAPTION ON MY HEAD ....JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

xxxxxxx FACTOR FEARN COTTON YEHHHHHHH

HI YES I AM TOTALLY HOOKED ONCE AGAIN I WOULD LOVE A MATE LIKE FEARNE SHE IS FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!

RIGHT ,CONTESTANT ONE WOULD LIKE TO SMASH FACE IN AND STICK FINGER IN EYE CAN YOU GUESS............. MMMMMMM YES 'ICARO' HOW ON EARTH DID HE EVEN GET THIS FAR GOD ONLY KNOWS AND COMING A CLOSE SECOND IS 'RHYDD' HAS HE HAD A BOOB JOB? DANNI STUCK HER FINGERS DOWN HER THROAT WHEN SHE SAW HIM ENOUGH SAID........

NOW FOR WINNERS 'EMILY' SHE HAS SOOO MUCH SOUL AND 'SETTE' GEEKS GO YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

RE DIGI PHOTO EDITING CLASSES LAST WEEK WAS A DEAD LOSS BUT I THOUGHT THIS WEEK WOULD BE MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!

NO WAY WHAT A SHAMBLES LETS SAY NO-ONE WILL BE TURNING UP NEXT WEEK AND I'LL BET ON THAT. THE FELLA WHO WAS TAKING THE CLASS SEEMED TO HAVE LOST THE PLOT THE AUTHORITIES WHO SET EVERYTHING UP SUPPOSEDLY FOR HIM HAD FAILED MISERABLY AND LEFT HIM TO DEAL WITH THE GRIEF AND COMPLAINTS. HE STARTED THIS THURSDAYS CLASS WITH I QUOTE "DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS" ........

BAD NEWS PLEASE YOU ARE GOING HOME HOUR EARLY THE CLASS IS A TWO HOUR ONE MY FELLA HAD GONE BY THEN AND THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD GET HOLD OF HIM SO I WAS VERY CROSS TO SAY THE LEAST.NIGEL THE TEACHER BLAGGED HIS WAY THROUGH SO I WOULDN'T BE STUCK OUTSIDE IN A NOT VERY CLEVER AREA,HE BASICALLY TALKED CRAP FOR TWO HOURS REPEATING EVERYTHING FROM LAST WEEK IT WAS LIKE WORLD WAR THREE IN THE COFFEE BREAK.

KEVIN TOOK ME FOR A LONG WALK ON THE BEACH TO COOL OFF WE ARE GOING TO COMPLAIN BIG TIME CAN YOU FEEL THE BAD VIBES GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I LOVE THE CALMNESS OF THIS PHOTO ............
MY FAVOURITE BENCH.......................

I WILL LEAVE WITH A NICE THOUGHT THE SUN HAS BEEN SHINING TODAY NEW BUTTERFLIES HAVE BEEN FLITTING IN MY GARDEN BUSY BEES HAVE BEEN BUZZING FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER, I TOOK SOME LOVELY PHOTOS OF OUR SPECTACULAR BEACH AND WE HAVE PACKED FOR OUR FIRST TABLE TOP FINGERS CROSSED THE PENNIES WILL COME ROLLING IN........

IS THERE A DOG WHISPERER IN FILEY?

JESS ENJOYING A SUNNY DAY ON THE BEACH...........

WELL WASN'T IT A LOVELY START TO OCTOBER, OF COURSE I HAD PUT ALL MY SUMMERY STUFF UP IN THE LOFT AT THE WEEKEND, THEN GOT HIM INDOORS TO CLIMB THE PREVERBIAL LADDERS BACK UP TO LOFT AND GET ME A SELECTION FOR THE TWO SUNNY DAYS,OH MY GOD NEVER TRUST A FELLA TO CHOOSE YOUR CLOTHES!

FOUR MICE DOWN AND GOODNESS KNOWS HOW MANY MORE AFTER THE ORGIES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING ON EVERY NIGHT ABOVE OUR HEADS...............SOME MANAGE TO SCOFF ALL THE CHEESE AND RUN WITH A BIG GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR AND SOME WILL GRIN NO LONGER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

WELL LETS GET DOWN TO THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG, AS YOU KNOW FROM PREVIOUS ONES I AM IN LOVE WITH 'CEASER MILAN' FROM THE PROGRAMME DOG WHISPERER I TAKE IN EVERY WORD AND SO I AM NOW FULLY TRAINED IN DOG HANDLING. NO PLEASE DON'T START E-MAILING FOR ADVICE ON YOUR YAPPING MUTTS I WAS ONLY JOKING LOL. JESS FROM MONDAY HAS BEEN MADE TO RUN AT MY SIDE ROUND THE COUNTRY PARK JUMP OVER LOADS OF FENCES AND SHE'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC PUPIL AT 11 YEARS OLD DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME THOUGH KNACKERED IS ANOTHER WORD I CAN THINK OF...........

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL.........................
OOOOOOOOOOOO SPOOKY HALLOWEEN....... HAPPY EASTER ONE AND ALL .........
THOUGHT I WOULD JUST REMIND YOU JUST INCASE YOU HAVE BEEN STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND............

I'M VERY CONFUSED AT THE MOMENT WORK WISE, I'VE HAD TO DO A HALLOWEEN WINDOW AND IN THE SHOP A CHRISTMAS DISPLAY NO WONDER CHILDREN ARE CONFUSED NOWADAYS . WHAT DO YOU THINK ? CHRISTMAS SHOULD START LAST WEEK IN NOVEMBER SO THE ENTHUSIASM DOES'NT WANE AND HALLOWEEN THREE WEEKS BEFORE 31ST OCTOBER PLENTY OF TIME TO GET THE BROOMSTICKS TAXED AND TESTED PUMPKINS SCOOPED AND EVERYTHING ELSE SPOOKYFIED.........

WENT SHOPPING TO A WELL KNOWN FREEZER SHOP I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN ALL THESE EGGS CAME CRASHING DOWN THERE WAS A WOMAN AND AN OLD FELLA TRYING TO LOOK NONCHALANT I SAID IT'S ALRIGHT I'LL GO AND TELL SOMEONE DID THEY SAY ANYTHING NOOOOOOOO.DID THEY OWN UP NOOOOOO, WHAT IS IT WITH BURYING HEADS IN SAND SYNDROME NOWADAYS .

THE SAID WOMAN RAN AMOC ROUND THIS STORE MESSING UP EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED NOT BATTING A EYELID ......

WELL IV'E HAD MY MOAN OF THE DAY HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!