WHAT A FIX FACTOR...........

X FACTOR AUDITION................NEXT!!!!!!!!

I'VE GOT WELLIBOBITUS!!!!!!!!

WHAT CAN I SAY, WELL FOR A START I'M DEEPLY DEPRESSED TO NOT HEAR RHYDIANN CUT THE CHRISTMAS SINGLE, WHEN HE SINGS HE COMMANDS THE STAGE. SO WHY DID THE TIMID LITTLE HAMSTER LEON WIN,I LIKE THE WEE SCOT BUT HE NEEDS A FEW MORE YEARS BEHIND HIM BEFORE BEING FLUNG INTO THE WORLD OF SHOW BUSINESS....... I REFUSE TO READ ANY FILTH BEING DREDGED UP BY A SCORNED GIRLFRIEND NAME CALLING IN THE SCUMMY TABLOIDS WHY OH WHY DO THEY DO THIS . WHEN A FAMOUS PERSON DIES STRAIGHT AWAY THEY HAVE TO DISRESPECT THEIR MEMORY WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY DID BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. HAVE I BEEN AWAY TOO LONG FROM MY BLOG ? I THINK SO........

HIM INDOORS WILL NOT BE A HAPPY CHAPPY!!!!!!

WELL IT'S 9 DAYS TO THE MAD MAD WORLD OF CHRISTMAS DAY, AT WORK WE HAVE HAD A COUNTDOWN BLACKBOARD FROM 80 DAYS SO I'VE BEEN WELL AND TRULY CHRISTMASSED!!!!!!!!

GRANDDAD AND CHELSEYBUN BLOWING IN THE WIND......

HAD OUR GIRLY TINSLEY NIGHT OUT ON FRIDAY A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL WITHOUT GETTING SOZZLED. GOING DOWN MEMORY LANE OF FILMS, TELEVISION, SWEETS, FIRST LOVES, RATS, CHARADES, SINGING SONGS EVEN THOUGH HALF THE TIME WE DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS, PULLED CRACKERS WHICH WERE FULL OF BRILL GOODIES FOR EXAMPLE FOLDY UP SCISSORS, TAPE MEASURE(WHICH WE USED TO MEASURE OUR BEAUTIFUL BODIES) NO TITTERING THANKYOU.TORCH, A DAZZLING DIAMOND RING NEED I GO ON. THE FOOD WAS BRILLIANT 'VICTORIA COURT' IN FILEY TO BE RECOMMENDED........

I HAVE BEEN GETTING UP QUITE EARLY TO SEE THE GORGEOUS SUNRISE TO COME UP OVER FILEY BAY AND I HAVEN'T BEEN DISAPPOINTED LOOK AT PICS........

WELL MY FELLOW BLOGGERS I'M SIGNING OFF NOW AS 'CRANFORD' THE LOVELY DRAMA IS ON IT'S LAST EPISODE TONIGHT AND I HAVE BEEN LOVING IT , NO SWEARING NO VIOLENCE NO SEX AS SUCH....... SHEER BLISS.

NIGHTY NIGHT EVERYBLOGGY X

LADY FLU.....BOO HOO

WELL BLOGITES YOU MAY BE ASKING WHERE'S YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME ? IN MY BLOOMING SICK BED THATS WHERE.
LAST THURSDAY WENT TO BED, MIDDLE OF NIGHT HAD THE SHAKES ICE CUBES RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS,HIM INDOORS FOUND ONE LONELY LEMSIP IN DATE BY THE WAY,ALL I CAN SAY THANK GOD FOR THAT LEMSIP....... THEN THE SWEATS CAME AND NO MORE INFO TOO MUCH ISN'T GOOD FOR THE SOUL MMMMMM. SUFFICE TO SAY I AM FEELING A WHOLE LOT BETTER TODAY THE SUN HAS BEEN SHINING AND I HAD MY FIRST VENTURE OUT , WE WENT TO SEE THE NEW SANDS PROJECT AND WALKED ON THE BEACH THE NEW BEACH HUTS HAVE BEEN PAINTED THESE AMAZING CITRUS COLOURS I WISH I HAD BROUGHT MY CAMERA ,NOT LIKE ME AT ALL..........
IT'S BEEN HARD NOT SEEING ANYONE WITH WORKING IN A SHOP I'M MEETING PEOPLE ALL DAY,SO I HAVE FELT LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED
BUT SOME GOOD NEWS WE HAVE GOT AN ALLOTMENT TO SHARE WITH SOME FRIENDS WE HAVE'NT BEEN DOWN YET WELL KEV HAS SIGNED FOR IT,SO CAN'T WAIT TO TRY MY NEW WELLIES OUT PICS IN DUE COURSE. WE ARE ALSO ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A SHED AND GREEN HOUSE ANYTHING WILL DO SO WE ARE LOOKING ON FREE CYCLE.
I'M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE WHEN WE MOVED WE LEFT A LARGE GARDEN AND MY SMALL GARDEN IS JAM PACKED WITH A POND, SEATING AREA, SHED, LOTS I'M NOT INTO MINIMAL.....
NOW I WILL HAVE TO FIND THE TIME IN SMMER WILL BE EASY BECAUSE THE DAYS ARE LONGER SITTING ON OUR LITTLE PLOT OF LAND WITH A GLASS OR TWO SMELLING THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOUR.....

I'M A CELEBRITY WHAT A BRILLIANT PROGRAMME THIS HAS BEEN I LOVE BIGGINS WHAT A JOY WOULDN'T EVERYONE WANT A PAL LIKE HIM SEEING EVERTHING POSITIVE AND LAUGHING ALL THE TIME. I TRY TO SMILE MOST OF THE TIME SOME PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU AS IF YOU HAVE GONE MAD .
GO BIGGINS GO..........
STILL WANT X FACTOR RIDDLES TO WIN I LOVE HIM SOME DON'T GET IT BUT I DO.
ANYWAY RAMBLING FINISHED IT'S BEEN A WHILE NIGHTY NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT ZZZZZZZZZZZ

ONE NEARLY FATAL MISTAKE.....

WE WENT ROUND TO OUR NEIGHBOURS HOLIDAY HOME NEXT DOOR TO US,THEY ARE STAYING FOR A WEEK THEN HEADING BACK HOME TO WORCESTER.
IT WAS A LOVELY EVENING, WE HAVE A DRINK OF WINE, NIBBLES A GOOD OLD NATTER THEN THE VERY COMPETITIVE GAME OF SCRABBLE,WHICH HIM INDOORS HAS TO WIN OR A DARK CLOUD LOOMS OVER THE WHOLE ROOM....... WHICH TO OUR DELIGHT HE WON WITH HIS PARTNER IN CRIME!!!!!
WE FOLDED UP AROUND MIDNIGHT, I WATCHED I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WHICH I'D TAPED THEN WENT TO BED,WE BOTH COULD HEAR NEXT DOOR TALKING FOR A WHILE AND A LOT OF WALKING ABOUT,BUT ASSUMED THEY WERE MAKING SOME SUPPER............ ANYWAY TO CUT THIS BUILD UP SHORT, THE FIRM THAT FIT A NIGHT STORAGE HEATER YESTERDAY MORNING IN THERE HOUSE APPEARED AGAIN THIS MORNING REALLY EARLY.YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF YOU TRIED THE OLD HEATER WAS VERY HEAVY DUE TO THE HEATING BRICKS IN IT SO TOOK TWO LADS TO CARRY IT OUT THE NEW ONE WAS REALLY LIGHT, THE LADS SAID IT'S A 'NEW MODEL' MY FRIEND ASKED IF THERE WAS A BOOKLET TO GO WITH IT THEY SAID 'NO.'AFTER THE WORK WAS CARRIED OUT THERE WERE NO PAPERS TO SAY THE WORK HAD BEEN CARRIED OUT SAFELY, TO SIGN. IF THEY HADN'T WOKEN UP WITH COUGHING THE SMOKE AND FUMES WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE FINISHED THEM OFF,THE BOSS HAD A LATE DELIVERY OF THE SAID BRICKS WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN FITTED WITH THE NEW FIRE SO CAME TO PUT RIGHT THE MISTAKE MADE HIS YOUNG WORK MEN WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND PUT AWAY FOR MANSLAUGHTER IF THEY HADN'T WOKE UP AGAIN........THANKGOODNESS THEY HADN'T PAID YET A SIMPLE MISTAKE LIKE THIS COULD HAVE COST THEM THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRM WAS A WELL KNOWN AND REPUTABLE ONE I HAVE USED THEM IN THE PAST THEY SHOULDN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS. THE BLACK SOOT WHICH COVERED EVERY INCH OF THEIR HOME AND IN THEIR LUNGS WILL BE HARD TO GET RID OF.......
FORGIVE THE PUN BUT I NEEDED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.

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WHAT A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!

THIS FELLA HASN'T HAD HIS WEETABIX HAS HE?

IS'NT IT AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN FIT INTO ONE DAY, THEN YOU FEEL AS IF YOU'VE BEEN AWAY FOR AGES,DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU SANE LOT OUT THERE IN BLOG VILLE ?
WENT TO VISIT GRAND DAUGHTER SHE HAS RECENTLY MOVED OVER TO WESSIE LAND IT WAS REALLY NICE TO CATCH UP. OF COURSE FIRST ON THE LIST WAS 'SOOTY AND SWEEP' DVD, GOD THAT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES, I REMEMBER MY PARENTS WORKING AT ROWNTREE MACKINTOSH AND HARRY H CORBETT PUTTING ON A CHRISTMAS SHOW FOR THE KIDDIES PARTY.HOW GREAT TO SEE MY GRAND DAUGHTER LAUGHING AT SWEEP GROWING A SAUSAGE TREE A FULL HOUR OF BELLY LAUGHS. DOES'NT THIS SAY SOMETHING LOUD AND CLEAR THE SIMPLIST THINGS ARE THE BEST, TWO GLOVE PUPPETS HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME..........

THEN THREE HRS LATER I WAS ON THE WATERFRONT RESTAURANT IN CLARENCE DOCKS TOTALLY CLASSY TOILETS TO DIE FOR 10/10( I KNOW I'M A SAD BEGGAR)BUT EH CLASSY BIRD EQUALS CLASSY LOOS!!!!! LOL

TO THINK THIS PLACE WAS DERELICT REALLY ROUGH ,I TALKED WITH A FELLA WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE GAS BOARD MANY MOONS AGO AND HIS MAIN BUILDING WAS ON CLARENCE DOCKS HE SAID HE USED TO BE TERRIFIED WHEN COMING IN TO WORK TO COLLECT HIS GEAR HE HAD TO RUN THE GAUNTLET TO GET INTO LEEDS SO HAS NOT TO BE MUGGED. WHAT A CONTRAST, PEOPLE WITH AND PEOPLE WITHOUT........

MY SON TOLD ME ANY SPARE LAND HAS TO BE SEEN TO MAKE MONEY,OR IT ISN'T VIABLE .EXAMPLE IN FRONT OF SOME LOVELY APARTMENTS THERE IS A CLEARED PIECE OF LAND AND I SAID THAT WOULD BE GREAT HAS A SMALL PARK WITH A LAKE AND SEATING AND A SMALL EATERY,DUCKS GOT TO HAVE DUCKS AND TREES, BUT EH, HE SAID THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTSIDE GYM ALL CONCRETE AND STEEL ONE BIG AWFUL MONEY MAKING VENTURE BUGGER THE ENVIROMENT..........

THEN A MAD DASH TO CATCH A TRAIN TO GO EVEN FURTHER INTO WESSIE LAND TO VISIT MY NIECE AND HER LITTLE FAMILY. I WOULD GET INTO A TAXI WHERE THE DRIVER HAD ONLY BEEN IN THE JOB FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS HE DID'NT HAVE A CLUE WHERE HE WAS GOING SAID HE HAD WORKED IN A TEXTILE MILL FOR TWENTY YEARS WHEN HE MADE BRITAIN HIS HOME AND HAD LIVED IN THIS TOWN FOR SO MANY YEARS.SO I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE DIDN'T KNOW THE STREETS HE LET ME BORROW HIS PHONE TO RING MY NIECE AND WE SLOWLY BUT SURELY GOT TO OUR DESTINATION YIPPEE......

IF YOU ARE READING THIS... I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A LITTLE FELLA WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE THIS AMAZING SMILE AND DOES A MEAN DANCE ROUTINE OH AND LOVED MY BOOTS SO MUCH HE COULDN'T MOVE SEE PICS..... BY THE WAY HIS MOM AND DAD ARE OKAY TOO!!!!

AUDITIONING FOR PUSS IN BOOTS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO COULD RESIST THIS SMILE............NOT ME!!!!!!

JUST DRINKING MY PUKKA TEA AS I TYPE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY HEALTH AND SAFETY IS THIS FACE BOVVERED!!!!

GLORY BE, TO CAP IT ALL THE ICING ON THE CAKE YESSSSSSS RIDDLES OF X FACTOR FAME IS STILL IN THE FRAME AND HE WAS QUIETLY AMAZING ON SATURDAY I TAKE IT ALL BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT HIM BEFORE DO NOT JUDGE PEOPLE AT FIRST MEETING.( I KNOW I HAV'NT MET HIM SILLY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN).

A QUESTION FOR YOU INTELLIGENT BLOGGERS OUT THERE, WHY WHEN THEY TAKE EVERYTHING OUT OF OUR FOOD, SUPPOSEDLY BECAUSE IT IS BAD FOR US,DO THEY CHARGE MORE FOR IT ?

ALSO WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK, SORRY ,AND SWEETS WERE TOTALLY WONDERFUL TO THE TASTE BUDS WE PROMISED OURSELVES WHEN WE GREW UP WE WOULD OWN A SWEET SHOP AND EAT LOADS AND LOADS TILL WE BURST BUT IT HAS'NT WORKED OUT THAT WAY HAS IT BECAUSE ALL THE TASTY BITS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT FOR OUR HEALTHY LIFE STYLE...... SOD THAT SHEBERT FOUNTAINS DON'T TASTE THE SAME AND WHY CAN'T I SMOKE A SWEET CIGARETTE ANYMORE HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANYTHING SO STUPID,SHRIMPS,SMARTIES A CASE IN QUESTION WHY BRING BLUE ONES IN I LOVED THE TANGY TASTE OF THE ORANGE ONES, CARAMAC,I WILL PUT A SOCK IN IT NOW MY BANANA SARNIE AWAITS MASHED WITH SUGAR ON YESSSSSSS NIGHT NIGHT FROM GILLYXXX

AUTUMN LEAVES A FALLING

SHE HAD A PROBLEM....
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY........


HE HAD A TIGER IN HIS TANK....................

NO GLUE WAS USED IN THIS PHOTO(TO MAKE HER SIT STILL SILLY)............

I HAVE BEEN WAITING A WHILE TO TAKE SOME PICS OF THE GOLDEN BLANKET OF LEAVES THAT GATHER EVERYWHERE AT THIS LOVELY TIME OF YEAR, MY FAVOURITE IN FACT.WE ARE SO LUCKY AT THE MOMENT TO HAVE THESE WONDERFUL BLUE SKY DAYS AND THE SUN IS SOOO HOT FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR. .....

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET THESE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS...............

I JUST WANT TO BE OUTSIDE TO BREATH IN THE GOOD AIR WE HAVE LEFT BECAUSE IT WILL BE WOOLY PULLY JUMPERS AND HATS SCARVES AND GLOVES WEATHER SOON......

THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN PARTICULARLY NICE I HAVE HAD A RIDE ON MY BIKE ,TOOK MY DOGGIE JESS OUT ON THE LONG STRETCH OF BEACH ,NOW IT'S NOT RESTRICTED AS IT IS IN THE SUMMER.WE HAVE BEEN TO BURTON AGNES TODAY IT WAS VERY QUIET JUST HOW WE LIKE IT AND I TOOK SOME BRILL PHOTOS OF AUTUMNY THINGS(I KNOW THERE ISN'T SUCH A WORD BUT EH IS THIS FACE BOVVERED)!!!

WE WENT TO SEWERBY PARK AND PEOPLE WATCHED THIS SOMETIMES CAN BE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE CRAP WE GET ON THE TELE!!!!

NOW X FACTOR FANS WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT MY FRIEND RHYDIANN? ABSOLUTELY BLOODY MARVELLOUS EXCUSE THE NAUGHTY WORD BUT HE WAS.......

HE'S OUR NEW LIBERACE IF ANYONE OF A CERTAIN AGE CAN REMEMBER HIM?

GOD THAT SUIT AND TIE HE IS A SHOW ON HIS OWN OUR RHYDD,HOW DARE LOUIS COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING OVER THE TOP YES THAT WAS THE IDEA YOU STUPID MAN DAHHHHHH.

THEY ARE GETTING BETTER ARE THEY NOT PITY ABOUT THE BOY BAND HAVING TO GO BUT THERES NOTHING AS QUEER AS FOLK THE VOTING PUBLIC SOMETIMES LOSE THE PLOT.....

HOPE YOU HAVE NOTICED THE AUTUMNY COLOUR CHANGE STAY AWAKE YOU GUYS AND GALS!!!!

LAST WORD WHY DIDN'T DAVID PLATT AND THE CAST OF CORRIE GET THERE JUST AWARD HIS ACTING HAS BEEN SPOT ON THIS YEAR ADRIAN MOLE MOVE OVER RAT BOY RULES..............

RIGHT, COMPLETE CHANGE OF SUBJECT WELL ONLY A BIT WE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE MICE NEED I SAY ANYMORE.........

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUISINESS AT WORK SERVING A CUSTOMER WHEN I FELT SOMTHING CROSS MY PATH.......

YOU GUESSED RIGHT OUR LITTLE FURRY FRIENDS ARE GETTING A BIT CHEEKY INVADING MY SPACE,SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE GOT THE EXECUTIVE OF TRAPS AND WHAM BAM WE CAUGHT 5 ON THE TROT......

LEAVE YOU ON THAT NOTE OR MAYBE NOT ,I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT IN FACT EVERY NIGHT I DREAM I COULD WRITE A BOOK IF I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING BUT I DONT.BUT LAST NIGHT I WAS ROBBIE WILLIAMS WOMAN SO WHO AM I TO FORGET THAT FANTASY EH....................

FEEL MUCH BETTER THANKYOU FOR ASKING......

PIGLET AND LITTLE PIGLET TAKING TIME OUT.........

HI YES THE LADY IS BACK ON FORM, BUT LAST NIGHT OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM SLEEPING ,WITHOUT MY SUPPER IT SEEMS I JUST COULD'NT RELAX............

IT WAS NOW 4.30AM AND STILL CAN'T SLEEP SO UP I GET PUT THE LEAD ON JESS (I THINK MAYBE SHE WAS IN DEEP SHOCK), WENT FOR A LOVELY WALK NOT MUCH GOING ON AT THAT TIME OF NIGHT NO FOXES NO HEDGEHOGS, FROGS,ECT ONLY LITTLE TIRED ME AND HER CONFUSED DOGGIE!!!!!

CAME BACK TO FIND HIM INDOORS LOOKING EVEN MORE CONFUSED,"PUT THE KETTLE ON" I SAY WE HAD AN EARLY BREAKFAST HAD A NATTER BY NOW IT WAS 5.30AM SO UP TO BED WE GO ZZZZZZZZZZZ INSTANT A BIT LIKE MASHED POTATOE LOL.

YES FIVE HOURS LATER FEELING VERY REFRESHED HAD ANOTHER BREAKFAST(YES I KNOW THATS WAY TOO MANY SUGAR PUFFS).

MY NICE COLLECTION OF SHELLS.........

WENT FOR A BEAUTIFUL WALK ON OUR LOVELY BEACH LOTS OF DAY TRIPPERS HERE ENJOYING THE WARM OCTOBER.

WENT ROUND A FEW CHARITY SHOPS THIS I LOVE,GOT A BRILL RIVER ISLAND BLACK LACY TOP VERY HALLOWEEN OOOOOOO.

HIM INDOORS WITH DEBATING FACE ON (HE WONT BE HAPPY).

RIGHT, X-FACTOR DEBATE..... ANOTHER WEEK HAS PASSED NOW IF YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH MY RANTING THEN YOU WILL KNOW HOW BAD THEY ALL WERE LAST WEEK.THIS WEEK I ACTUALLY PICKED THE LAST TWO.RHYDD WAS UNUSUALLY GOOD THATS ALL I'M SAYING.

YOU MAY WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING FOR MY SUPPER TONIGHT, CHOCOLATE RAISINS,STRAWBERRIES,TEA,AND A GOOD BOOK INSURANCE FOR MY PEEPS TO CLOSE FOR THE NIGHT..........

ISN'T IT FUNNY ........NOT

CHELSEY BUN HAVING A KICK ABOUT IN THE LEAVES....

WHAT A GREY DAY OUTSIDE HOW YOUR PERSONALITY CHANGES WHEN THE SUN ISN'T SHINING AND WINTER LOOMS. I DO LOVE AUTUMN DON'T GET ME WRONG THE URGE TO BE RUNNING THROUGH THE STACKS OF LEAVES THAT HAVE FALLEN ALREADY, IS LOOMING.......

HIM INDOORS AND JESS ENJOYING SOME OF THAT SUN.......

LET'S HAVE A LITTLE SUNSHINE ON THIS PAGE,MY LOVELY BUTTERFLY CAME BACK TO SEE ME I KNOW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE AFTER ONE DAY BUT I REFUSE TO BELEIVE THAT,(CHANGED THE COLOUR A BIT TOO LIGHT DON'T YOU THINK)ANYWAY MADAM DID COME BACK AND SAT ON THE EXACT SAME FLOWER IN THE PHOTO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT EH.........

I'M NOT FEELING TOO BRILLIANT EITHER TODAY IN FACT FOR A FEW DAYS FELT SOMETHING LOOMING YOU KNOW EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS COMING DOWN WITH OR HAS ALREADY GOT IT AND COUGHING ALL OVER YOU. IT'S MY OWN SILLY FAULT BRAGGING THAT I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD NEVER SAY THIS .

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........SODS LAW YOU WILL SNEEZE OR GET THE RUNS BE SICK, SPOT WILL APPEAR YOU GET MY DRIFT.......HIM INDOORS IS BUSY WATCHING FOOTY AND I HAVE WADED THROUGH OUR IRONING I JUST CAN'T BE BOVVERED!!!!!!!!!!

LAST WORD 'X FACTOR' WILL IT BE ANY BETTER THAN LAST WEEK NO WONDER SHARON LEFT IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD .WHAT WAS ALL THAT MAKEUP ON LEONAS FACE SHE IS A BEAUTY IN HER OWN RIGHT HER HAIR LOOKED AWFUL TOO IS THIS THE SULTRY TRAMP LOOK!!!

THAT MADE YOU LOOK DIDN'T IT!

YOU CAN TELL I'M SURE THIS ISN'T THE FUN LOVING GILLY WRITING THIS I CAN FEEL MYSELF SLOWING DOWN NIGHTY NIGHTY EVERBODY XXXXXXXXXXXXX

LOVE IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY.......

SAT IN THE GARDEN THIS MORNING AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HOT SUNNY DAY IT HAS BEEN..........

WENT DOWN ON THE BEACH TOOK SOME LOVELY PHOTOS THE SUN WAS SENDING BRILLIANT REFLECTIONS OFF THE SEA,NOW THE WHOLE BEACH IS DOGGIE FRIENDLY ME AND JESS CAN GO MAD, AND BOY DID SHE GO MAD EVERYONE HAD FOOTBALLS SO I WAS INVISIBLE AND SAID DOG PLAYED FOOTIE LIKE A DOG POSSESSED.........

GOT BACK HOME AND PHOTO SAYS IT ALL THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A WARM DAY TO BRING OUT THE BUTTERFLY AND HERE SHE IS........

IN ALL HER GLORY, AHHHHHHHHHH

BACK AT WORK CRUELLA HAS BEEN BUSY,THE ROLLS ROYCE OF TRAPS AND POISONED CHOC CRUNCH AND SNAP YES TWO DOWN AND I'M SURE MANY MORE TO GO . I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW I AM NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF THIS DREADFUL CRUELTY TO THESE LOVELY MICE WHO HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO EAT THROUGH ELECTRIC WIRES ALL THE BIRD FOOD, ANYTHING INITIALLY THAT IS EDIBLE!!!!!!!! OOOOOO I'M A BAD ECCENTRIC LADY WHO IS REPORTING THE FACTS AS THEY APPEAR LOL.

A VERY BUSY BEE GETTING STUCK IN ON THIS PRIMULA ..........

WHAT A WONDERFUL WEEKEND I HAD....

ARE WE QUACKERS OR WHAT?

A VERY EARLY MISTY MORNING.......BEAUTIFUL

YES I HAD TWO DAYS OFF WORK THE SUN WAS HIGH IN THE SKY WHAT MORE COULD A PERSON WANT..........

ME AND HIM INDOORS WENT TO THE COUNTRY PARK IT WAS PACKED TO THE RAFTERS WITH TWITCHERS AND HOLIDAY MAKERS GOOD THING FOR THE TOWN BAD FOR MY QUIET WALK WITH SAID DOG AND FELLA BUT HEH SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU (WELL SOMETIMES ANYWAY)! LETS GET TO THE POINT GILLY MMMMMMMM,WELL YOU KNOW HOW JESS LOVES THIS JUMPING OVER HURDLES NO PROBLEM TILLLLLLLLLLL HIS MASTERS VOICE JOINS IN AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD JESS BARK SO MUCH AND REFUSE TO GO OVER, IT WAS ONE SILLY GAME TO HER AND THE MORE SHE REFUSED THE MORE HE LAUGHED I DON'T THINK HE BELEIVES SHE CAN DO IT.........SO TODAY ON MY OWN US TWO LASSES TOGETHER TRIED AGAIN, SHE WENT LOOPY EVERTHING HAS GONE, JUMPING ROUND IN CIRCLES GOING DOLALLY..........THE DOG WHISPERER OF FILEY MUST TAKE A FIRM HAND YES ON HIM INDOORS LOL.

BO PEEP WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SHEEP?

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE ONCE I CAUGHT THESE SHEEP ON A HILL IN HOLMFIRTH SUMMER WINE LAND!!!!!!!!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET THIS IS THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY,OH AND LETS NOT FORGET SUNRISE X

LAST SUPPER IN SHED AT WORK!!!!

YES THE VERMIN ARE PARTYING BIG TIME IN OUR SHED AT WORK, THEY HAVE EATEN MARS BARS, WENDSLEYDALE CHEESE WITH APRICOT, I MIGHT ADD(SUES IDEA) REMEMBER PREVIOUS POST CHEESE SLICES YES THE SAME SILLY MARE....


WELL WE HAVE GONE BIG GUNS A BLAZING SO THIS MORNING AT WORK SHOULD BE A BLOOD BATH, SORRY IF I'VE UPSET ANY ANIMAL RIGHTS BUT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH OUR STOCK OF BIRD FOOD LIKE THERES NO TOMMOROW AND THEY MUST BE ELIMINATED BIG WORD FOR GILLY EARLY MORNING..............
WELL THIS AFTERNOON 'CRUELLA' WAS ON MICE ALERT NO BLOODBATH THEY ATE AND ESCAPED.SO SHE MADE A NEW CONCOCTION MELTED CHOCOLATE MIXED WITH POISON PELLETS!!!!!YES DEATH BY CHOCOLATE SUES WORDS NOT MINE, KEEP YOU POSTED.......

WHAT A GORGEOUS SUNNY GLAD TO BE ALIVE DAY CAN YOU BELIEVE WE ARE HALF WAY THROUGH OCTOBER AND STILL BASKING IN GLORIOUS SUNSHINE.THE ONE TIME I SHOULD HAVE HAD MY CAMERA WITH ME WAS THIS MORNING WHILE WALKING JESS, THERE WAS A LOW MIST ABOVE THE SEA AZURE BLUE SKY ABOVE IT AND THE SUN SHINING SO BRIGHT IT WAS HEAVEN FINGERS CROSSED THERE MAY BE A SECOND CHANCE IN THE MORNING...........

NIGHTY NIGHT DON'T LET ANYONE BITE WHO YOU HAVEN'T KNOWN VERY LONG !!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE BLIND MICE SEE HOW THEY RUN.......

HI TO ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO LISTEN.

WHEN I DREAM I'M SEEING MICE, WHEN I WAKE, HIM INDOORS SHOUTS UP TO THE SLEEPY HEAD IN BED COME AND LOOK AT THIS, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RUSH DOWNSTAIRS WELL SLUMP WOULD BE A BETTER DESCRIPTION,AND THERE IS A SPEEDY GONZALES OF A MOUSE RUNNING ALONG OUR FENCE FROM THE EAVES TO THE OTHER END OF THE GARDEN JUMPS INTO THE FEEDER WITH NUTS IN SQUEEZES HIMSELF BACK OUTAND RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK AGAIN WE HAVE A BRILLIANT VIEW OF THIS EVENT FROM OUR LIVING ROOM WINDOW!

SO I SEND HIM INDOORS OUT ARMED WITH MY CAMERA SIT HIM ON THE COVERED SEAT WHERE THE SAID NUTS HANG I CALL WHEN I SEE THE MARATHON RUNNER OF THE VERMIN WORLD HEADING TOWARDS HIM AND SUDDENLY HE STOPS SKIDS A BIT AND HIGH TAILS IT BACK TO HIS LITTLE SEMI IN OUR LOFT..... PLAN B WE ARE GOING TO PARK OUR CAR NEAR THE NUTS AND HIDE WITH CAMERA POISED I WILL POST THE AMAZING PHOTO IF AND IT'S A BIG IF WHEN HE POSES FOR US ......

YESTERDAY AT WORK WE CHECK THE TRAPS WHICH WE PUT AMONGST THE BIRD FOOD AND ALAS POOR MOUSEY IS NOW PLAYING IS MINI HARP ON HIS MINI CLOUD.............. I FELT A BIT QUEAZY THERE WAS BLOOD , I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY MANAGERESS, I TOLD HER TO GET SOME CHEESE SHE CAME BACK FROM THE SHOP WITH CHEESE SLICES MMM I SAID ARE YOU MAKING MINI BUTTIES SO THE BLOODY MICE CAN HAVE A PICNIC GOD PEA BRAIN COMES TO MIND..............

THEN TO CAP IT ALL AND THIS MIGHT BE TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU BUT IT WAS LATE LAST NIGHT I WAS ON THE LOO, WELL I DID WARN YOU!!!!!!!! ANYWAY CONCENTRATING SO WASN'T REALLY LOOKING ON THE FLOOR IT WAS DARK ON THE LANDING ONLY THE LIGHT IN LOO AND OH MY GOD THIS TARANTULA (I KNOW I'M STRETCHING THE TRUTH) CAME CREEPING ROUND THE DOORWAY AND TIPTOED NEAR MY FOOT I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DO A TAP DANCE UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT.HIM INDOORS WAS AWAKE STILL WAITING FOR ME TO TURN THE LIGHT OFF..... I HAD TO LET HIM KNOW I NEEDED A SLIPPER OR WHATEVER TO SPLAT IT WITH ,SO I WHISPERED LOUDLY AND THINKING TO MYSELF ARE SPIDERS DEAF OR HAVE THEY GOT SUPERSONIC HEARING AM I GOING LOONY WRITING THIS ON MY BLOG IT'S LATE MY LIDS ARE GETTING WE..........K.......E.R

INCEY WINCEY SPIDER KEEP OUT OF MY BLOODY BATHROOM!!!

COUNTING HAY BALES OR ROOF TILES?

THIS IS WHAT MYSELF AND HIM INDOORS WILL MISS........IF

THREE HUNDRED HOUSES ARE GOING TO WIPE THIS BEAUTIFUL VIEW AWAY FROM US,WE HAVE TROUBLE WITH FLOODING BUT AT LEAST THERE IS SOME DRAINAGE ,THE FARMERS ARE BEING OFFERED LARGE SUMS OF MONEY FOR THEIR LAND AND I SUPPOSE IT SEEMS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME WHEN BILLS HAVE TO BE PAID........AND THE DEAL IS DONE!!!!!

BIT BY BIT I SEE THIS HAPPENING AT MANY OF MY FAVOURITE PLACES. EVERYWHERE I GO, TAKING MY CAMERA TO CAPTURE THE BEAUTY OF THE THINGS I SEE AND TO FIND......WELL WHAT DO I FIND, YOU KNOW THE REST, HENCE THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG

WILL THIS TAKE PLACE OF THE COMBINE HARVESTER ON A BALMY SUMMERS EVENING ,THE SOUND OF CEMENT MIXERS INSTEAD OF TRACTORS, PEOPLE AND DOGS INSTEAD OF PHEASANTS CALLING( OH DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M A PEOPLE PERSON) .......... BUT WHEN WILL IT STOP, OUR SMALL TOWN WON'T TAKE ANYMORE ,OUR SMALL AMOUNT OF COUNTRYSIDE IS SLOWLY VANISHING BEFORE MY VERY EYES..........

NO-ONE IS LISTENING ONLY MONEY TALKS..................DO YOU GET MY DRIFT!!!!!

"CHRISTMAS SHOEBOX APPEAL"

I WAS MOVED BY A PROGRAMME I SAW THIS WEEK ABOUT YOUNG CHILDREN WHO ARE STILL SUFFERING FROM THE EFFECTS OF CHERNOBYL ,WITH BONE WASTING DISEASES AND LOW IMMUNITY TO OTHER ILLNESSES. NEAR WHERE I LIVE THEY ORGANISE TRIPS TO BRING THEM OVER FROM THE BALEARICS FOR SOME GOOD SEASIDE AIR, THE COUPLE ON THE PROGRAMME DID SHORT TERM FOSTERING OF TWO YOUNG GIRLS FROM SEPERATE FAMILIES THEY STAYED WITH THEM FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE THEIR HAPPY FACES EVEN THOUGH THEY COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH IT DIDN'T MATTER!

THIS MADE ME WANT TO DO SOMETHING, SO I WILL START WITH THE THE PROJECT OF "SAMARITANS PURSE", I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT DOING THIS SMALL THING WHICH WILL MAKE TWO CHILDREN SMILE AND THEY WILL KNOW SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS THINKING ABOUT THEM.........

MY IDEAL GOAL WOULD BE TO GO ACROSS TO DELIVER THE BOXES AND MANY MORE IN PERSON......47 MILLION CHILDREN HAVE RECEIVED A SHOEBOX SINCE 1990.IN 2005 THE UK ALONE SENT 1.18 MILLION BOXES TO CHILDREN IN 13 COUNTRIES..........

THIS GIVES ME HOPE THAT THERE ARE KIND LOVING GIVING PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT DO CARE LIKE MYSELF I KNOW I'M DOING MY BIT IN A SMALL WAY BUT TO A LITTLE GIRL OR BOY IT WILL MEAN A WHOLE LOT MORE.

WELL I'M FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY IT'S THURSDAY AND I SHOULD BE AT MY PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS BUT I MENTIONED IN A PREVIOUS BLOG THAT LAST WEEK IT WAS A COMPLETE SHAMBLES I FELT EMBARRASED FOR THE TEACHER AND ALL THE CLASS. I CAN LEARN A LOT MORE FROM MY FELLA AND A FEW GOOD BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY..........

HIM INDOORS HAS STILL TO HELP ME WITH A FIRM BUT NASTY LETTER TO THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE!

HAS IT BEEN SHINING DOWN ON YOU THIS LOVELY OCTOBER SUNSHINE ? WE HAD OUR TEA OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT THE WASPS ARE GETTING BIGGER IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE SMACK WITH MY FLIP FLOP BEFORE THE BEGGARS GIVE UP.OUR FISH ARE GETTING FRISKY WHICH IS A NO NO THIS TIME OF YEAR BUT BECAUSE THE HEAT IS WARMING THE POND UP SO DO THEY IF YOU GET MY DRIFT..........

WELL WE PUT A COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS BLACKBOARD UP AT WORK I AM ECSTATIC THEN ONE OF THE LASSES AT WORK GOT STARTED ON ALL THE DANCING SANTAS ,REINDEERS, AND SKIING SNOWMEN, BATTERIES AND YES IT WAS LIKE A FESTIVE KARAOKE GONE MAD!!!!!!!!!!

74 DAYS TO GO TILL I CAN WEAR ANOTHER SILLY

CONTRAPTION ON MY HEAD ....JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

xxxxxxx FACTOR FEARN COTTON YEHHHHHHH

HI YES I AM TOTALLY HOOKED ONCE AGAIN I WOULD LOVE A MATE LIKE FEARNE SHE IS FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!

RIGHT ,CONTESTANT ONE WOULD LIKE TO SMASH FACE IN AND STICK FINGER IN EYE CAN YOU GUESS............. MMMMMMM YES 'ICARO' HOW ON EARTH DID HE EVEN GET THIS FAR GOD ONLY KNOWS AND COMING A CLOSE SECOND IS 'RHYDD' HAS HE HAD A BOOB JOB? DANNI STUCK HER FINGERS DOWN HER THROAT WHEN SHE SAW HIM ENOUGH SAID........

NOW FOR WINNERS 'EMILY' SHE HAS SOOO MUCH SOUL AND 'SETTE' GEEKS GO YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

RE DIGI PHOTO EDITING CLASSES LAST WEEK WAS A DEAD LOSS BUT I THOUGHT THIS WEEK WOULD BE MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!

NO WAY WHAT A SHAMBLES LETS SAY NO-ONE WILL BE TURNING UP NEXT WEEK AND I'LL BET ON THAT. THE FELLA WHO WAS TAKING THE CLASS SEEMED TO HAVE LOST THE PLOT THE AUTHORITIES WHO SET EVERYTHING UP SUPPOSEDLY FOR HIM HAD FAILED MISERABLY AND LEFT HIM TO DEAL WITH THE GRIEF AND COMPLAINTS. HE STARTED THIS THURSDAYS CLASS WITH I QUOTE "DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS" ........

BAD NEWS PLEASE YOU ARE GOING HOME HOUR EARLY THE CLASS IS A TWO HOUR ONE MY FELLA HAD GONE BY THEN AND THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD GET HOLD OF HIM SO I WAS VERY CROSS TO SAY THE LEAST.NIGEL THE TEACHER BLAGGED HIS WAY THROUGH SO I WOULDN'T BE STUCK OUTSIDE IN A NOT VERY CLEVER AREA,HE BASICALLY TALKED CRAP FOR TWO HOURS REPEATING EVERYTHING FROM LAST WEEK IT WAS LIKE WORLD WAR THREE IN THE COFFEE BREAK.

KEVIN TOOK ME FOR A LONG WALK ON THE BEACH TO COOL OFF WE ARE GOING TO COMPLAIN BIG TIME CAN YOU FEEL THE BAD VIBES GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I LOVE THE CALMNESS OF THIS PHOTO ............
MY FAVOURITE BENCH.......................

I WILL LEAVE WITH A NICE THOUGHT THE SUN HAS BEEN SHINING TODAY NEW BUTTERFLIES HAVE BEEN FLITTING IN MY GARDEN BUSY BEES HAVE BEEN BUZZING FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER, I TOOK SOME LOVELY PHOTOS OF OUR SPECTACULAR BEACH AND WE HAVE PACKED FOR OUR FIRST TABLE TOP FINGERS CROSSED THE PENNIES WILL COME ROLLING IN........

IS THERE A DOG WHISPERER IN FILEY?

JESS ENJOYING A SUNNY DAY ON THE BEACH...........

WELL WASN'T IT A LOVELY START TO OCTOBER, OF COURSE I HAD PUT ALL MY SUMMERY STUFF UP IN THE LOFT AT THE WEEKEND, THEN GOT HIM INDOORS TO CLIMB THE PREVERBIAL LADDERS BACK UP TO LOFT AND GET ME A SELECTION FOR THE TWO SUNNY DAYS,OH MY GOD NEVER TRUST A FELLA TO CHOOSE YOUR CLOTHES!

FOUR MICE DOWN AND GOODNESS KNOWS HOW MANY MORE AFTER THE ORGIES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING ON EVERY NIGHT ABOVE OUR HEADS...............SOME MANAGE TO SCOFF ALL THE CHEESE AND RUN WITH A BIG GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR AND SOME WILL GRIN NO LONGER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

WELL LETS GET DOWN TO THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG, AS YOU KNOW FROM PREVIOUS ONES I AM IN LOVE WITH 'CEASER MILAN' FROM THE PROGRAMME DOG WHISPERER I TAKE IN EVERY WORD AND SO I AM NOW FULLY TRAINED IN DOG HANDLING. NO PLEASE DON'T START E-MAILING FOR ADVICE ON YOUR YAPPING MUTTS I WAS ONLY JOKING LOL. JESS FROM MONDAY HAS BEEN MADE TO RUN AT MY SIDE ROUND THE COUNTRY PARK JUMP OVER LOADS OF FENCES AND SHE'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC PUPIL AT 11 YEARS OLD DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME THOUGH KNACKERED IS ANOTHER WORD I CAN THINK OF...........

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL.........................
OOOOOOOOOOOO SPOOKY HALLOWEEN....... HAPPY EASTER ONE AND ALL .........
THOUGHT I WOULD JUST REMIND YOU JUST INCASE YOU HAVE BEEN STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND............

I'M VERY CONFUSED AT THE MOMENT WORK WISE, I'VE HAD TO DO A HALLOWEEN WINDOW AND IN THE SHOP A CHRISTMAS DISPLAY NO WONDER CHILDREN ARE CONFUSED NOWADAYS . WHAT DO YOU THINK ? CHRISTMAS SHOULD START LAST WEEK IN NOVEMBER SO THE ENTHUSIASM DOES'NT WANE AND HALLOWEEN THREE WEEKS BEFORE 31ST OCTOBER PLENTY OF TIME TO GET THE BROOMSTICKS TAXED AND TESTED PUMPKINS SCOOPED AND EVERYTHING ELSE SPOOKYFIED.........

WENT SHOPPING TO A WELL KNOWN FREEZER SHOP I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN ALL THESE EGGS CAME CRASHING DOWN THERE WAS A WOMAN AND AN OLD FELLA TRYING TO LOOK NONCHALANT I SAID IT'S ALRIGHT I'LL GO AND TELL SOMEONE DID THEY SAY ANYTHING NOOOOOOOO.DID THEY OWN UP NOOOOOO, WHAT IS IT WITH BURYING HEADS IN SAND SYNDROME NOWADAYS .

THE SAID WOMAN RAN AMOC ROUND THIS STORE MESSING UP EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED NOT BATTING A EYELID ......

WELL IV'E HAD MY MOAN OF THE DAY HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHOTOSHOP EDITING CLASSES MMMM NOT SURE!

I KNOW YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THE POND THERE ARE LIMITS.....

GO ON YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE IT BUMBLE.........

HI EVERYONE
INTELLECTUAL SUPER STUDENT SIGNING IN(MATURE),YES I WENT TO MY FIRST CLASS LAST NIGHT 2 HOURS,THE TUTOR WAS A LIVELY CHAP I PERSONALLY FOUND HIM VERY INTERESTING.
YOU KNOW WHEN A COMEDIAN OR AN ACTOR IS ON STAGE AND NO-ONE REACTS AT ALL NO LAUGHING NO APPLAUSE, WELL THIS IS HOW IT WAS IN THE CLASS THEY WERE LIKE ZOMBIES,I FELT STUPID BECAUSE I SEEMED TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS ASKING ANY QUESTIONS EVERY TIME HE FINISHED TALKING THERE WAS A SILENCE SO DEADLY I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD GONE OR FALLEN ASLEEP!! LETS HOPE NEXT WEEK ONE OR TWO HOPEFULS MIGHT COME TO LIFE,THERE WERE ALL AGES SO IT WASN'T THAT.

ON A LIGHTER NOTE I AM WAITING FOR THAT ELUSIVE SUNSHINE TO COME FORTH WITHOUT GUSTS OF WIND THEN AND ONLY THEN CAN I VENTURE OUT INTO MY GARDEN AND PLANT MY LARGE AMOUNT OF BULBS I SEEM TO HAVE BOUGHT FROM AS FAR AS DEVON TO OUR LOCAL GARDEN SHOP TO MY WORK. IS THERE A SPECIAL NAME FOR A BULB FETISH ?
HIM INDOORS WASN'T VERY HAPPY WITH MY LATEST PURCHASE FROM WORK, A WOODEN LADYBIRD WITH ABRIGHT GREEN BODY AND LOADS OF TWIRLY THINGS GOING ON ,SO I WAS THINKING WIND, TWIRLY THINGS YES THIS WILL WORK......SO TO EASE THE BLOW I GOT HIM A LOVELY PENGUIN FOR THE SIDE OF OUR POND I KNOW ANTARTIC IS THERE HOMELAND WELL LETS SAY THAT HE DREW THE SHORT STRAW, HE HAS A LOT OF FROGS TO CONTEND WITH THATS WHAT HIS FLIPPERS ARE FOR!!!
REMEMBER IN MY EARLIER POSTING I SAID WE WERE HAVING TROUBLE WITH OUR BAG PUSS FRIENDS THE MICE THAT ARN'T SINGING BUT ARE DANCING IN OUR LOFT .WELL THERE BACK IN FULL FORCE SO LAST NIGHT THE TASTIEST CHEESE EVER AND TWO TRAPS AND PING I'M SORRY BUT TWO DECEASED FURRY FRIENDS WERE NO MORE, EITHER THIS OR EVERYTHING CHEWED TO MAKE BEDDING FOR THEIR BROOD AND PEACE REIGNETH IN OUR LOFT, YES!!!!!

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER........

DOUBLE WHAMMY OH WHAT TWO WEBS WE WEAVE............

JESS! IT'S NOT VERY LADY LIKE BOTTOM IN THE AIR.......

STILL TRYING TO WORK OUT THE TIMER........................

WELL ME AND HIM INDOORS HAD A QUITE A FANDABIDOSIE WEEKEND ,THANKYOU VERY MUCH

STILL HAVING A REVAMP IN GARDEN GOT MY FINGERS GREEN AND DIRTY.... THEN OUT FOR AN EVENING IN EXCITING FILEY NO WE HAD A BRILLIANT EVENING LISTENING TO "JOHNNY JUMP UP" IF YOU LIKED THE POGUES WHEN KIRSTY McCOLL SANG WITH THEM WELL THIS BAND ALL THREE OF THEM GOT THE HOUSE JIGGING IF YOU CAN GET TO SEE THEM DO DO DO.....

SUNDAY CAME AND I FANCIED A BIT OF FORESTRY 'DALBY' TO BE PRECISE! A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL JESS WAS IN HER ELEMENT WATER, STICKS AND FIELDS GALORE WHAT MORE COULD SHE ASK FOR.

THIS PLACE IS WHAT MOST KIDS ARE LACKING NOWADAYS LESS MATERIAL THINGS AND OUTDOOR PLAYING AMONGST TREES ECT.

THERE IS A NEW ACTIVITY GOING ON CALLED 'GO APE' IT'S WHAT IT SAYS SWINGING IN TREES ON WIRES I'M ALL FOR THAT MAYBE NEXT TIME.

CARBOOT....... PURCHASED MORE GORGEOUS JUNK, HAD A PLATEFUL OF CHOCCY CAKE THEN GARDEN CENTRE MUST HAVE PLANTS NOT SURE WHERE TO PLANT THEM BUT WILL FIND A SPOT, BORING TWO DAYS REALLY YOU KNOW ME (ONLY JOKING).

ALL REFRESHED AND READY TO GO!!!!!!!!!

VALLEY OF ROCKS AT LYNTON....HEAVEN

BILLY GOAT GRUFF LEAD THE WAY......

THIS WAS OUTSIDE A MEDICAL CENTRE IN LYNTON

THE PLACARDS SAY 'HEALTH CARE AT IT'S BEST'........COME DOWN IT WILL ONLY BE A LITTLE PRICK........YOU MUST BE JOKING.......

TWILIGHT ZONE FOR THIS BENCH FILEY TO DEVON.......
DO YOU REMEMBER MY BLUE ONE BACK HOME WELL LO AND BEHOLD THERE IT WAS AT THE COTTAGE WE WERE STAYING IN IN DEVON WEIRD OR WHAT.......

CLIMBING THIS TREE.....GIVE ME A HAND UP THEN...

MMMMMMM CAN YOU SMELL IT LOVERLYEEEE GRASS...

YES I'M BACK, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT THIS HIGHLY CHARGED BLOG, WHICH IS FULL OF UP TO THE MINUTE NEWS OF A MIDDLE AGED ECCENTRIC FEMAILS LIFE HAS'NT BEEN MISSED TUT TUT......

MYSELF AND HIM INDOORS HAVE BEEN ON OUR HOLS TO CORNISH PASTY AND CREAM TEA COUNTRY ............... HAVE YOU GUESSED GO ON HAVE A LONG THINK MMMMMMM YES, TOP OF THE CLASS DEVON AND IT WAS WONDERFUL VIEW THE PICS AT LEISURE............

IS IT ME OR DOES EVERYONE WHEN ON HOLIDAY OR EVEN AWAY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS START GETTING ALL THESE DAFT IDEAS THAT SEEM PERFECTLY NORMAL AND SANE . ........ FOR EXAMPLE LETS START CYCLING EVERYDAY AFTER WORK OR WALKING UP ON THE MOORS WHERE WE CAN BREATH PROPER FRESH AIR,(AT THE TIME THIS WAS SAID THE GRASS HAD JUST BEEN CUT IN THE FIELDS) AND THAT SMELL IS THE BESTEST YES I DID SAY BESTEST ,HAVE I GONE MAD YOU MAY ASK ALL THIS RAMBLING .......

WELL IT IS VERY LATE I'M DYING FOR A BOWL OF SUGAR PUFFS OH AND ONE VERY SERIOUS ???

WHEN YOU HAVE SCOFFED THE ABOVE AND THEN MAY GO TO THE LOO DOES YOUR WEE SMELL OF SUGAR PUFFS WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT......COMMENT IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!

WILL BE MORE AWAKE TOMMOROW PROMISE.

SQUILLY X