SUMMARY OF LIFE.
Good one for a Friday..!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you , don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get...

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is .. . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.

At age 35 success is . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.

At age 75 success is . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . .. . not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessin

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

Take the time to live

Life is too short

Dance naked.

BREAKFAST NOT AT TIFFANYS BUT IN THE GARDEN!!!

HI ALL BLOGITES SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG GETTING BACK TO YOU,HASN'T IT BEEN GLORIOUS..... YES ME AND HIM INDOORS WENT OUTDOORS ONE MORNING THIS WEEK AND SAT ON MY LOVELY BENCH AND HAD OUR BREAKIE, NO I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER,THE FISH WERE SWIMMING LIKE IT WAS SUMMER, FRISKY SOMEWHAT THE BIRDS WERE HAPPY TOO NO BLASTING WIND HAVE YOU NOTICED IT'S VERY QUIET WHEN THE GALES ARE BLOWING THE BIRDS SEEM TO VANISH.....

SO HE WENT TO VISIT OUR ALLOTMENT THE PLOT NEXT TO OURS IS STILL FLOODED BUT THEY HAVE DUG TRENCHES AND HOPE THIS DRY SPELL WILL SOAK SOME OF THE WATER UP. I'VE BOUGHT A GREAT ALLOTMENT BOOK HALF THE PRICE ON 'AMAZON' COMPARED TO HIGH STREET SHOPS. I'VE GOT MY FIRST POTATOES TODAY TO START 'CHITTING' DO I SOUND WELL VERSED ON VEG NO A CUSTOMER TOLD ME TODAY AT WORK I'M TAKING ANY FREE ADVICE.SO THEY WILL BE PUT TO REST AND I WILL WAIT AVIDLY FOR THEIR SHOOTS TO EMERGE AHHHHH.

I'M NOT SO KEEN ON EASTER BEING SO EARLY, AT WORK I'VE GOT THE SAME PROBLEM AS I HAD AT CHRISTMAS WITH HALLOWEEN CROSSING OVER NOT GOOD... VALENTINES DAY THEN MOTHERS DAY THEN EASTER ALL THE SHOPS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DISPLAY. I'VE GOT THREE UP IN DIFFERENT AREAS SO THEY DON'T OVERLAP GOD I'M SOUNDING SO BORING I'M TIRED I'VE GOT EARACHE AND I THINK I'M GOING UP TO BEDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

LOVELY SKY WHILE GARDENING LATE AFTERNOON...

WEATHER FOR TOMMOROW SUN SUN SUN CAN'T WAIT NIGHTY NIGHTX

TRIP TO HARROGATE....

LOVELY LOVELY DAY IN HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND, WE WENT TO SEE PAUL POTTS, HE WAS BRILLIANT, I HAD GOOSEBUMPS ON TOP OF MY GOOSEBUMPS!!!

HE IS SO SINCERE AND A SHY MAN BUT WHEN HE STARTS SINGING IN ITALIAN OH MY GOD STANDING OVATION AT THE END SINGING 'NESSUN DORMA' AND THE VERY EMOTIONAL'TIME TO SAY GOODBYE BOO HOO....

HAD A BRILL TIME LOOKING IN ALL THE POSH SHOPS .CHARITY SHOPS ARE MY GAME AND I PURCHASED SOME LOVELY ITEMS THANKYOU..... THEN WENT INTO THE HUGE 'MAGESTIC HOTEL' FOR A ROYAL WEE, MARKS OUT OF 10 A RESOUNDING 10, SO WE RETURNED A FEW TIMES I THINK THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GUESTS, SMILE AND ONE CAN FOOL ANYBODY HE HE.....

ENJOY THIS LOVELY DRY SPELL WE ARE HAVING IN YORKSHIRE...

OH MY GOD DRY LAND AT LAST.....

REMEMBER RAINHOODS MANIA MANAGED TO FIND THIS LITTLE GEM.........

YES YES YES, NO HARRY HASN'T MET SALLY,IT'S JUST ME GETTING A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT THE BLUE SKY I SAW THROUGH MY SKYLIGHT THIS MORNING,THE BIRDS WERE SINGING,PEOPLE SEEMED TO BE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK AND ONTO THE BEACH WITH DOGS IN TOW. THEY WERE HAPPY TO BE OUT WITHOUT GETTING RAIN DOWN THEIR NECKS!
I HAD TO WORK BUT IT'S NOT A BAD PLACE TO WORK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M OUTSIDE ANYWAY IT BEING A GARDEN SHOP.....

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WEDNESDAY I'M GOING TO HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND TO SEE 'PAUL POTTS' IN CONCERT REMEMBER BRITAINS GOT TALENT AND HE HAS.WE ARE GOING TO TROLL AROUND THE CHARITY SHOPS POSH STUFF TO BE HAD,THEN A NICE CUPPA TEA STICKY BUN BEING GOOD IS NOT ON THE ITINERARY ! THEN MAYBE A LOOK IN THE REALLY POSH SHOPS AND PRETEND TO HAVE AN ENDLESS BANK BALANCE NOT!!!
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON HIP HIP HIP HOORAY,
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON AND WE'RE COMING OUT TODAY YEH......

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

I'M THINKING BROLLYS, WELLIES,RAINHATS........

YES I'M MISSING A TRICK HERE OLD BLOGGING CHUMS, WHAT TRICK YOU MIGHT ASK?

WELL WHAT POSITIVE THING CAN COME OUT OF THIS BL...DY RAIN, A MONEY MAKING SCHEME MMMMMMMMM, AH IT CAME TO ME IN A FLASH OF LIGHT!!!!!!!

GET A BARRAR(YES I KNOW BARROW IS THE CORRECT SPELLING) BUT WE ARE TALKING DEL BOY MONEY MAKING SCHEMES HERE,PARK IT HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE IT MAY BE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINING, THEN FILL YOUR BARRAR WITH WAIT FOR IT

GET YOUR LOVERLY RAINMACS ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES GET DANCING IN THAT PAIN OF A BL....ODY RAIN! OH YES AND TO KEEP YOUR TOOTSIES SAFE AND DRY LOVERLY WELLIES ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES,HAVE I LOST MY MARBLES NO JUST A DROP OF WATER ON THE SAID BRAIN WHICH IS SHRINKING BY THE HOUR.

OWEN ENJOYING THE RAIN

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE RAINHOODS THAT FOLDED UP INTO A 1" SQUARE OF PLASTIC THEY CAME IN ALL COLOURS, ONE SIZE MADAM, PEA UP TO A MARROW HEAD OH YES WE ALL WANTED TO OWN ONE. SAD BUT TRUE. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE LASS AHH LATE SIXTIES, MY GRANDMA'S SIDEBOARD WAS A HAVEN TO THESE LITTLE GEMS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE WONDERFUL I COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GROWN UP ENOUGH TO LET MY GRANDMA PRESENT ME WITH MY OWN PRECIOUS RAINHOOD WITH LITTLE UMBERELLAS ON.(BACK TO 2008)

CAN YOU IMAGINE A GIRL OF TEN WEARING ONE OF THOSE TO TOWN WHILE SHOPPING WITH HER MAM NO WAY NOT EFF...NG LIKELY, THATS THE REACTION YOU GET NOWADAYS. I KNOW WE ARE ALL REPEATING WHAT OUR MUMS SAID BEFORE US BUT THIS GENERATION ARE A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME ALTOGETHER. IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF IMAGINATION TO THINK OF THEM AS PENSIONERS I DON'T THINK MANY OF THEM WILL SEE THAT AGE THE WAY THEY ARE STEAMING THROUGH LIFE NOW.FAST FOOD, BINGE DRINKING,DRUGS,NOT SAFE SEX,NUMB TO PAIN , NO MORALS, ALL I FEEL IS SADNESS IF THEY COULD JUST 'GET IT' HOW LIFE COULD BE.............

I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING I'M HAPPY AGAIN,THE CLOUDS IN THE SKY SO DARK UP ABOVE,THE SUNS IN MY HEART I'M READY FOR LOVE AHHHHHH

RAIN RAIN AND MORE RAIN.............

DRIP DROP..........

ALL THE WAY TO TURKEY TO GET SOAKED WHOOPEE

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY COME BACK ANOTHER DAY!!

ONE DROP OF RAIN ON THE WINDOW PANE, DOSE'NT MEAN TO SAY THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM COMING!!!!

THE SUN IS OUT -THE SKY IS BLUE THERE'S NOT A CLOUD TO SPOIL THE VIEW BUT IT'S RAINING- RAINING IN MY HEART........

DOGGY POO............... NEED I SAY ANYMORE!

HIM INDOORS DOING THE RIGHT THING.......

WELL I KNOW THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR WITH COLOUR CO-ORDINATION BUT ONE IS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. THIS WEEK 'DOG OWNERS UNITED' HAVE BEEN SLATED IN OUR LOCAL PAPER FOR NOT CLEANING UP AFTER OUR CANINE FRIENDS.NIGHT AFTER NIGHT THE ANTI CANINE BRIGADE HAVE LET RIP ON US MERE MORTALS SAYING WE ARE ALL FILTHY BEGGARS AND WE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO OWN DOGS.WELL I TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT CLEARING UP AFTER YOUR DOG HAS LEFT HIS DEPOSIT I FOR ONE DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME AFTER TAKING JESS OUT TWICE A DAY

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A MINORITY WHO GO THROUGH LIFE THINKING AS LONG HAS IT DOSE'NT AFFECT ME DO I GIVE A MONKEYS CHUFF WETHER SOMEONE ELSE STANDS IN MY DOGS MESS, CAN'T GET OUT OF THEIR DRIVE BECAUSE IV'E PARKED RIGHT IN FRONT, DON'T BOTHER QUEUING JUST BARGE RIGHT ON IN AND GET ON THAT BUS OR BE SERVED STRAIGHT AWAY IN THE SUPER MARKET IF 'I' WANT TO .THESE PEOPLE WILL NEVER CHANGE UNTIL IT AFFECTS THEM PERSONALLY.......

NEW IDEA FOR HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS .............

IN FILEY WE DO SEEM TO GET A LOT MORE OF THE BROWN STUFF WHEN THERE HAVE BEEN VISITORS WITH DOGS. I FOR ONE HAVE ASKED WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN THAT UP OFF THE BEACH? THE ANSWER BEGGARS BELIEF "WELL THE TIDE WILL WASH IT AWAY SO IT DOSEN'T MATTER", OR ON THE COUNTRY PARK "IF MY DOG DOES IT NEAR THE FENCE OR THE CLIFF EDGE NO-ONE WILL STAND IN IT" DAH! WE HAVE TREES FESTOONED WITH NAPPIE BAGS OF MANY COLOURS HANGING FROM BRANCHES. THESE PEOPLE ARE A BREED OF THEIR OWN YOU WONDER IF THEIR BACK YARDS OR GARDENS ARE IN THE SAME STINKING MESS THEY HAVE LEFT OUR TOWN IN.

TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BECAUSE I COULD GO ON AND ON ,HIM INDOORS BOUGHT ME A CAMERA MOBILE FOR CHRISTMAS AND OH JOY I CAN TEXT, NEVER SAY NEVER THATS ALL I CAN SAY .THIS WILL BE BRILL FOR CATCHING THE SAID CULPRITS WATCH THIS SPACE BY GUM!!!!!!!!

THAT GREAT SUMMER PASTIME "THE ALLOTMENT"

the commitee strike back;

Well, we went to our first meeting of the Filey allotments association, expecting a quite evening and the chance to meet some of the other plot owners, as we are new members.

But any thoughts of a quiet, friendly night were soon to be shattered, by a number of self-important individuals, who loved the sound of their own voices too much, they were to turn the evening into a complete farce

Tonight was all about electing the various commitee members, but it was also a chance for various members to use the meeting as an excuse for settling personal vendettas.

It was a complete farce from start to finish, one person who wanted to be voted in as the new Chairman had brought a couple of accomplances to try and stir up trouble and make himself look good in front of the 50 or so people in attendance, but his plan did not come to anything as the reigning chairman quite rightly kept his position by an overwhelming majority vote.

We sat through around 2 hours of petty, pointless arguements between people who were obviously enjoying spouting off about one pointless subject after another, there must have been about 100 proposals in all and just as many "I'll second that" from the proposers "bessie mates".

All we want to do is enjoy the allotment, grow some veg' and spend some quality time with the other allotment holders around us.

One name which was read out from one of the minutes of the meeting was a certain Mr B Potter, I nearly started laughing out aloud as thoughts of Peter Kay came to mind, especially as this meeting would not have been out of place in "The Phoenix Club". But there was'nt a wheelchair to be seen.

The whole evening could easily have been made into an episode of Phoenix Nights, there were so many proposals, people were putting up their hands not really knowing what theey were voting for, the show organiser who did step down on the night appeared to be thinking he was either debating in parliment, or trying to put the world to rights, I do not know how one man could talk so much bollocks in less than 2 hours.

His reason for resigning -"a certain person, who shall remain nameless offended him at an earlier meeting and no apology was forthcoming. "ALL TOGETHER NOW" aaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhh..................

Another commitee man stepped down because he could not have everything his own way, because the chairman insisted that the commitee would also be involved in his area of expertise he too resigned.

These sad members were so worked up about the agenda, and showed so much passion, they really should get out more.

If anyone is interested out there, I understand that the position of show organiser is still vacant, you will need a thick skin, bullet proof vest, and only half a brain.

you will pay your £1.75 or you will not have a right to vote, can i have a seconder
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ENOUGH SAID !

THE QUESTION IS CHOCCY SANTA OR CELERY STICK?

AH POOR CRABBY HE WONT BE SEEING MUCH OF 2008

IT'S ONLY A SMALL GLASS I PROMISE.......

CHELSEY BUN LOOKING VERY GROWN UP.......

NO I HAVE'NT COLLAPSED IN A HEAP IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE FROM ALCHOLIC POISONING,THE SIMPLE FACT IS CHOCOLATE AND PRINGLE OVERLOAD GIVE YOU COUCHPOTATOEITUS I'VE TRIED GETTING ANTIBIOTICS FROM MY DOCTOR BUT HE IS A VERY HEARTLESS CHARACTER ESCAPED FROM A DICKENS NOVEL THINKS MYSELF AND HIM INDOORS!!!!! SOOOOO A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 TO YOU ALL HOPE YOU SURVIVED ALL THE FRIVOLITY OF EATING, DRINKING, AND BEING MERRY.THE BIG TURKEY ABOUT THIS FESTIVE SEASON WAS TVCRAPPYTTUS SUFFERED BY MANY A HOUSEHOLD ALL OVER BRITAIN, THANK GOD FOR 'SENSE AND SENSIBILITY,' 'CORONATION STREET.' HOW SAD IT IS THAT I'M EVEN BLOGGING ABOUT THIS SUBJECT .......

1) THE BEST OF DA DE DA

2) THE WORST OF DA DE DA

3)THE TOP 100 OF............

4)THE 100 FUNNIEST OF ..........

5)COOKING WITH JAMIE....

6)COOKING WITH THE HAIRY BIKERS.......

7)COOKING WITH GORDON.....

8)PLACE IN THE BL......DY SUN....

9)100 THOUSAND TO SPEND PLACE IN THE .......... SUN

10) I 1/2 MILLION TO SPEND IN THE YELLOW SODDING THING IN THE SKY......

11)100 GREATEST COMEDY CATCH PHRASES......HIM INDOORS JUST INFORMED ME TONIGHT FOR THREE GLORIOUS SIDE TICKLING HOURS.... WILL I BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF.

12)WE NOW ALL KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MURDER IN 3 EASY LESSONS ..... POIROT, HETTIE WAINTHROP, CSI NEED I GO ON .

GO ON GO ON

NO WONDER I'VE BEEN CHEWING ON ANYTHING THAT LOOKS EDIBLE.

AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE CHANGE OF COLOUR THIS IS HOW I FEEL IN JANUARY WHEN I AM STUCK INSIDE WATCHING THE ABOVE GARBAGE, YES I HAVE USED THE OFF SWITCH MANY TIMES OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS SO A REFUND ON MY LICENCE IS IN ORDER.........

I AM NOW GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LOVELY CHRISTMAS SUNNY WALKS ON THE BEACH WITH MY SON AND HIS PARTNER VISITING FROM LEEDS THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BRILL NIGHT OUT XMAS EVE HAD THE BEST LAUGH AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES A GOOD NIGHT IT IS THE BEST MEDCINE. HIM INDOORS GOT ME A MOBILE SO I'VE BEEN JOINING THE TEXTING BRIGADE STILL NOT VERY UP ON SHORTENING MY WORDS YET, BUT TAKING SILLY VIDEOS OF MY NEW WELLIES ,MY SOFA THATS A DFS MOMENT MY FELLOW BLOGGERS 100% OFF COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT A LAND OF LEATHER SOFA COURSE YOU DO.......

ANYONE WHO WANTS ANY COUNSELLING JUST DROP ME A LINE AND I WILL START A CRAPPYTELLY HELP GROUP.COM

THANKYOU ONE AND ALL FOR DROPPING IN AND HAVING A LOOK AT MY MENOPAUSAL RAMBLINGS IN 2007 AND MY GOODNESS I HAVE RAMBLED, GRUMPY OLD MEN AND GRUMPY OLD WOMEN NOT IN THAT GROUP YET MMMMMM A LONG WAY OFF STILL LAUGHING TOO MUCH TEE HEE, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE JUST LIKE BRIAN DID AHHHHH

NIGHTY NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT AND THINK OF THOSE RESOLUTIONS YOU HAVE MADE THEN FORGET THEMLOLXXX

WHAT A FIX FACTOR...........

X FACTOR AUDITION................NEXT!!!!!!!!

I'VE GOT WELLIBOBITUS!!!!!!!!

WHAT CAN I SAY, WELL FOR A START I'M DEEPLY DEPRESSED TO NOT HEAR RHYDIANN CUT THE CHRISTMAS SINGLE, WHEN HE SINGS HE COMMANDS THE STAGE. SO WHY DID THE TIMID LITTLE HAMSTER LEON WIN,I LIKE THE WEE SCOT BUT HE NEEDS A FEW MORE YEARS BEHIND HIM BEFORE BEING FLUNG INTO THE WORLD OF SHOW BUSINESS....... I REFUSE TO READ ANY FILTH BEING DREDGED UP BY A SCORNED GIRLFRIEND NAME CALLING IN THE SCUMMY TABLOIDS WHY OH WHY DO THEY DO THIS . WHEN A FAMOUS PERSON DIES STRAIGHT AWAY THEY HAVE TO DISRESPECT THEIR MEMORY WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY DID BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. HAVE I BEEN AWAY TOO LONG FROM MY BLOG ? I THINK SO........

HIM INDOORS WILL NOT BE A HAPPY CHAPPY!!!!!!

WELL IT'S 9 DAYS TO THE MAD MAD WORLD OF CHRISTMAS DAY, AT WORK WE HAVE HAD A COUNTDOWN BLACKBOARD FROM 80 DAYS SO I'VE BEEN WELL AND TRULY CHRISTMASSED!!!!!!!!

GRANDDAD AND CHELSEYBUN BLOWING IN THE WIND......

HAD OUR GIRLY TINSLEY NIGHT OUT ON FRIDAY A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL WITHOUT GETTING SOZZLED. GOING DOWN MEMORY LANE OF FILMS, TELEVISION, SWEETS, FIRST LOVES, RATS, CHARADES, SINGING SONGS EVEN THOUGH HALF THE TIME WE DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS, PULLED CRACKERS WHICH WERE FULL OF BRILL GOODIES FOR EXAMPLE FOLDY UP SCISSORS, TAPE MEASURE(WHICH WE USED TO MEASURE OUR BEAUTIFUL BODIES) NO TITTERING THANKYOU.TORCH, A DAZZLING DIAMOND RING NEED I GO ON. THE FOOD WAS BRILLIANT 'VICTORIA COURT' IN FILEY TO BE RECOMMENDED........

I HAVE BEEN GETTING UP QUITE EARLY TO SEE THE GORGEOUS SUNRISE TO COME UP OVER FILEY BAY AND I HAVEN'T BEEN DISAPPOINTED LOOK AT PICS........

WELL MY FELLOW BLOGGERS I'M SIGNING OFF NOW AS 'CRANFORD' THE LOVELY DRAMA IS ON IT'S LAST EPISODE TONIGHT AND I HAVE BEEN LOVING IT , NO SWEARING NO VIOLENCE NO SEX AS SUCH....... SHEER BLISS.

NIGHTY NIGHT EVERYBLOGGY X

LADY FLU.....BOO HOO

WELL BLOGITES YOU MAY BE ASKING WHERE'S YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME ? IN MY BLOOMING SICK BED THATS WHERE.
LAST THURSDAY WENT TO BED, MIDDLE OF NIGHT HAD THE SHAKES ICE CUBES RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS,HIM INDOORS FOUND ONE LONELY LEMSIP IN DATE BY THE WAY,ALL I CAN SAY THANK GOD FOR THAT LEMSIP....... THEN THE SWEATS CAME AND NO MORE INFO TOO MUCH ISN'T GOOD FOR THE SOUL MMMMMM. SUFFICE TO SAY I AM FEELING A WHOLE LOT BETTER TODAY THE SUN HAS BEEN SHINING AND I HAD MY FIRST VENTURE OUT , WE WENT TO SEE THE NEW SANDS PROJECT AND WALKED ON THE BEACH THE NEW BEACH HUTS HAVE BEEN PAINTED THESE AMAZING CITRUS COLOURS I WISH I HAD BROUGHT MY CAMERA ,NOT LIKE ME AT ALL..........
IT'S BEEN HARD NOT SEEING ANYONE WITH WORKING IN A SHOP I'M MEETING PEOPLE ALL DAY,SO I HAVE FELT LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED
BUT SOME GOOD NEWS WE HAVE GOT AN ALLOTMENT TO SHARE WITH SOME FRIENDS WE HAVE'NT BEEN DOWN YET WELL KEV HAS SIGNED FOR IT,SO CAN'T WAIT TO TRY MY NEW WELLIES OUT PICS IN DUE COURSE. WE ARE ALSO ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A SHED AND GREEN HOUSE ANYTHING WILL DO SO WE ARE LOOKING ON FREE CYCLE.
I'M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE WHEN WE MOVED WE LEFT A LARGE GARDEN AND MY SMALL GARDEN IS JAM PACKED WITH A POND, SEATING AREA, SHED, LOTS I'M NOT INTO MINIMAL.....
NOW I WILL HAVE TO FIND THE TIME IN SMMER WILL BE EASY BECAUSE THE DAYS ARE LONGER SITTING ON OUR LITTLE PLOT OF LAND WITH A GLASS OR TWO SMELLING THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOUR.....

I'M A CELEBRITY WHAT A BRILLIANT PROGRAMME THIS HAS BEEN I LOVE BIGGINS WHAT A JOY WOULDN'T EVERYONE WANT A PAL LIKE HIM SEEING EVERTHING POSITIVE AND LAUGHING ALL THE TIME. I TRY TO SMILE MOST OF THE TIME SOME PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU AS IF YOU HAVE GONE MAD .
GO BIGGINS GO..........
STILL WANT X FACTOR RIDDLES TO WIN I LOVE HIM SOME DON'T GET IT BUT I DO.
ANYWAY RAMBLING FINISHED IT'S BEEN A WHILE NIGHTY NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT ZZZZZZZZZZZ

ONE NEARLY FATAL MISTAKE.....

WE WENT ROUND TO OUR NEIGHBOURS HOLIDAY HOME NEXT DOOR TO US,THEY ARE STAYING FOR A WEEK THEN HEADING BACK HOME TO WORCESTER.
IT WAS A LOVELY EVENING, WE HAVE A DRINK OF WINE, NIBBLES A GOOD OLD NATTER THEN THE VERY COMPETITIVE GAME OF SCRABBLE,WHICH HIM INDOORS HAS TO WIN OR A DARK CLOUD LOOMS OVER THE WHOLE ROOM....... WHICH TO OUR DELIGHT HE WON WITH HIS PARTNER IN CRIME!!!!!
WE FOLDED UP AROUND MIDNIGHT, I WATCHED I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WHICH I'D TAPED THEN WENT TO BED,WE BOTH COULD HEAR NEXT DOOR TALKING FOR A WHILE AND A LOT OF WALKING ABOUT,BUT ASSUMED THEY WERE MAKING SOME SUPPER............ ANYWAY TO CUT THIS BUILD UP SHORT, THE FIRM THAT FIT A NIGHT STORAGE HEATER YESTERDAY MORNING IN THERE HOUSE APPEARED AGAIN THIS MORNING REALLY EARLY.YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF YOU TRIED THE OLD HEATER WAS VERY HEAVY DUE TO THE HEATING BRICKS IN IT SO TOOK TWO LADS TO CARRY IT OUT THE NEW ONE WAS REALLY LIGHT, THE LADS SAID IT'S A 'NEW MODEL' MY FRIEND ASKED IF THERE WAS A BOOKLET TO GO WITH IT THEY SAID 'NO.'AFTER THE WORK WAS CARRIED OUT THERE WERE NO PAPERS TO SAY THE WORK HAD BEEN CARRIED OUT SAFELY, TO SIGN. IF THEY HADN'T WOKEN UP WITH COUGHING THE SMOKE AND FUMES WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE FINISHED THEM OFF,THE BOSS HAD A LATE DELIVERY OF THE SAID BRICKS WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN FITTED WITH THE NEW FIRE SO CAME TO PUT RIGHT THE MISTAKE MADE HIS YOUNG WORK MEN WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND PUT AWAY FOR MANSLAUGHTER IF THEY HADN'T WOKE UP AGAIN........THANKGOODNESS THEY HADN'T PAID YET A SIMPLE MISTAKE LIKE THIS COULD HAVE COST THEM THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRM WAS A WELL KNOWN AND REPUTABLE ONE I HAVE USED THEM IN THE PAST THEY SHOULDN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS. THE BLACK SOOT WHICH COVERED EVERY INCH OF THEIR HOME AND IN THEIR LUNGS WILL BE HARD TO GET RID OF.......
FORGIVE THE PUN BUT I NEEDED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.

YouTube - BGT FINAL -Paul Potts high quality video/sound

YouTube - BGT FINAL -Paul Potts high quality video/sound

WHAT A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!

THIS FELLA HASN'T HAD HIS WEETABIX HAS HE?

IS'NT IT AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN FIT INTO ONE DAY, THEN YOU FEEL AS IF YOU'VE BEEN AWAY FOR AGES,DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU SANE LOT OUT THERE IN BLOG VILLE ?
WENT TO VISIT GRAND DAUGHTER SHE HAS RECENTLY MOVED OVER TO WESSIE LAND IT WAS REALLY NICE TO CATCH UP. OF COURSE FIRST ON THE LIST WAS 'SOOTY AND SWEEP' DVD, GOD THAT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES, I REMEMBER MY PARENTS WORKING AT ROWNTREE MACKINTOSH AND HARRY H CORBETT PUTTING ON A CHRISTMAS SHOW FOR THE KIDDIES PARTY.HOW GREAT TO SEE MY GRAND DAUGHTER LAUGHING AT SWEEP GROWING A SAUSAGE TREE A FULL HOUR OF BELLY LAUGHS. DOES'NT THIS SAY SOMETHING LOUD AND CLEAR THE SIMPLIST THINGS ARE THE BEST, TWO GLOVE PUPPETS HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME..........

THEN THREE HRS LATER I WAS ON THE WATERFRONT RESTAURANT IN CLARENCE DOCKS TOTALLY CLASSY TOILETS TO DIE FOR 10/10( I KNOW I'M A SAD BEGGAR)BUT EH CLASSY BIRD EQUALS CLASSY LOOS!!!!! LOL

TO THINK THIS PLACE WAS DERELICT REALLY ROUGH ,I TALKED WITH A FELLA WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE GAS BOARD MANY MOONS AGO AND HIS MAIN BUILDING WAS ON CLARENCE DOCKS HE SAID HE USED TO BE TERRIFIED WHEN COMING IN TO WORK TO COLLECT HIS GEAR HE HAD TO RUN THE GAUNTLET TO GET INTO LEEDS SO HAS NOT TO BE MUGGED. WHAT A CONTRAST, PEOPLE WITH AND PEOPLE WITHOUT........

MY SON TOLD ME ANY SPARE LAND HAS TO BE SEEN TO MAKE MONEY,OR IT ISN'T VIABLE .EXAMPLE IN FRONT OF SOME LOVELY APARTMENTS THERE IS A CLEARED PIECE OF LAND AND I SAID THAT WOULD BE GREAT HAS A SMALL PARK WITH A LAKE AND SEATING AND A SMALL EATERY,DUCKS GOT TO HAVE DUCKS AND TREES, BUT EH, HE SAID THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTSIDE GYM ALL CONCRETE AND STEEL ONE BIG AWFUL MONEY MAKING VENTURE BUGGER THE ENVIROMENT..........

THEN A MAD DASH TO CATCH A TRAIN TO GO EVEN FURTHER INTO WESSIE LAND TO VISIT MY NIECE AND HER LITTLE FAMILY. I WOULD GET INTO A TAXI WHERE THE DRIVER HAD ONLY BEEN IN THE JOB FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS HE DID'NT HAVE A CLUE WHERE HE WAS GOING SAID HE HAD WORKED IN A TEXTILE MILL FOR TWENTY YEARS WHEN HE MADE BRITAIN HIS HOME AND HAD LIVED IN THIS TOWN FOR SO MANY YEARS.SO I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE DIDN'T KNOW THE STREETS HE LET ME BORROW HIS PHONE TO RING MY NIECE AND WE SLOWLY BUT SURELY GOT TO OUR DESTINATION YIPPEE......

IF YOU ARE READING THIS... I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A LITTLE FELLA WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE THIS AMAZING SMILE AND DOES A MEAN DANCE ROUTINE OH AND LOVED MY BOOTS SO MUCH HE COULDN'T MOVE SEE PICS..... BY THE WAY HIS MOM AND DAD ARE OKAY TOO!!!!

AUDITIONING FOR PUSS IN BOOTS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO COULD RESIST THIS SMILE............NOT ME!!!!!!

JUST DRINKING MY PUKKA TEA AS I TYPE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY HEALTH AND SAFETY IS THIS FACE BOVVERED!!!!

GLORY BE, TO CAP IT ALL THE ICING ON THE CAKE YESSSSSSS RIDDLES OF X FACTOR FAME IS STILL IN THE FRAME AND HE WAS QUIETLY AMAZING ON SATURDAY I TAKE IT ALL BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT HIM BEFORE DO NOT JUDGE PEOPLE AT FIRST MEETING.( I KNOW I HAV'NT MET HIM SILLY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN).

A QUESTION FOR YOU INTELLIGENT BLOGGERS OUT THERE, WHY WHEN THEY TAKE EVERYTHING OUT OF OUR FOOD, SUPPOSEDLY BECAUSE IT IS BAD FOR US,DO THEY CHARGE MORE FOR IT ?

ALSO WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK, SORRY ,AND SWEETS WERE TOTALLY WONDERFUL TO THE TASTE BUDS WE PROMISED OURSELVES WHEN WE GREW UP WE WOULD OWN A SWEET SHOP AND EAT LOADS AND LOADS TILL WE BURST BUT IT HAS'NT WORKED OUT THAT WAY HAS IT BECAUSE ALL THE TASTY BITS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT FOR OUR HEALTHY LIFE STYLE...... SOD THAT SHEBERT FOUNTAINS DON'T TASTE THE SAME AND WHY CAN'T I SMOKE A SWEET CIGARETTE ANYMORE HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANYTHING SO STUPID,SHRIMPS,SMARTIES A CASE IN QUESTION WHY BRING BLUE ONES IN I LOVED THE TANGY TASTE OF THE ORANGE ONES, CARAMAC,I WILL PUT A SOCK IN IT NOW MY BANANA SARNIE AWAITS MASHED WITH SUGAR ON YESSSSSSS NIGHT NIGHT FROM GILLYXXX

AUTUMN LEAVES A FALLING

SHE HAD A PROBLEM....
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY........


HE HAD A TIGER IN HIS TANK....................

NO GLUE WAS USED IN THIS PHOTO(TO MAKE HER SIT STILL SILLY)............

I HAVE BEEN WAITING A WHILE TO TAKE SOME PICS OF THE GOLDEN BLANKET OF LEAVES THAT GATHER EVERYWHERE AT THIS LOVELY TIME OF YEAR, MY FAVOURITE IN FACT.WE ARE SO LUCKY AT THE MOMENT TO HAVE THESE WONDERFUL BLUE SKY DAYS AND THE SUN IS SOOO HOT FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR. .....

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET THESE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS...............

I JUST WANT TO BE OUTSIDE TO BREATH IN THE GOOD AIR WE HAVE LEFT BECAUSE IT WILL BE WOOLY PULLY JUMPERS AND HATS SCARVES AND GLOVES WEATHER SOON......

THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN PARTICULARLY NICE I HAVE HAD A RIDE ON MY BIKE ,TOOK MY DOGGIE JESS OUT ON THE LONG STRETCH OF BEACH ,NOW IT'S NOT RESTRICTED AS IT IS IN THE SUMMER.WE HAVE BEEN TO BURTON AGNES TODAY IT WAS VERY QUIET JUST HOW WE LIKE IT AND I TOOK SOME BRILL PHOTOS OF AUTUMNY THINGS(I KNOW THERE ISN'T SUCH A WORD BUT EH IS THIS FACE BOVVERED)!!!

WE WENT TO SEWERBY PARK AND PEOPLE WATCHED THIS SOMETIMES CAN BE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE CRAP WE GET ON THE TELE!!!!

NOW X FACTOR FANS WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT MY FRIEND RHYDIANN? ABSOLUTELY BLOODY MARVELLOUS EXCUSE THE NAUGHTY WORD BUT HE WAS.......

HE'S OUR NEW LIBERACE IF ANYONE OF A CERTAIN AGE CAN REMEMBER HIM?

GOD THAT SUIT AND TIE HE IS A SHOW ON HIS OWN OUR RHYDD,HOW DARE LOUIS COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING OVER THE TOP YES THAT WAS THE IDEA YOU STUPID MAN DAHHHHHH.

THEY ARE GETTING BETTER ARE THEY NOT PITY ABOUT THE BOY BAND HAVING TO GO BUT THERES NOTHING AS QUEER AS FOLK THE VOTING PUBLIC SOMETIMES LOSE THE PLOT.....

HOPE YOU HAVE NOTICED THE AUTUMNY COLOUR CHANGE STAY AWAKE YOU GUYS AND GALS!!!!

LAST WORD WHY DIDN'T DAVID PLATT AND THE CAST OF CORRIE GET THERE JUST AWARD HIS ACTING HAS BEEN SPOT ON THIS YEAR ADRIAN MOLE MOVE OVER RAT BOY RULES..............

RIGHT, COMPLETE CHANGE OF SUBJECT WELL ONLY A BIT WE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE MICE NEED I SAY ANYMORE.........

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUISINESS AT WORK SERVING A CUSTOMER WHEN I FELT SOMTHING CROSS MY PATH.......

YOU GUESSED RIGHT OUR LITTLE FURRY FRIENDS ARE GETTING A BIT CHEEKY INVADING MY SPACE,SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE GOT THE EXECUTIVE OF TRAPS AND WHAM BAM WE CAUGHT 5 ON THE TROT......

LEAVE YOU ON THAT NOTE OR MAYBE NOT ,I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT IN FACT EVERY NIGHT I DREAM I COULD WRITE A BOOK IF I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING BUT I DONT.BUT LAST NIGHT I WAS ROBBIE WILLIAMS WOMAN SO WHO AM I TO FORGET THAT FANTASY EH....................