NO I HAVE'NT COLLAPSED IN A HEAP IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE FROM ALCHOLIC POISONING,THE SIMPLE FACT IS CHOCOLATE AND PRINGLE OVERLOAD GIVE YOU COUCHPOTATOEITUS I'VE TRIED GETTING ANTIBIOTICS FROM MY DOCTOR BUT HE IS A VERY HEARTLESS CHARACTER ESCAPED FROM A DICKENS NOVEL THINKS MYSELF AND HIM INDOORS!!!!! SOOOOO A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 TO YOU ALL HOPE YOU SURVIVED ALL THE FRIVOLITY OF EATING, DRINKING, AND BEING MERRY.THE BIG TURKEY ABOUT THIS FESTIVE SEASON WAS TVCRAPPYTTUS SUFFERED BY MANY A HOUSEHOLD ALL OVER BRITAIN, THANK GOD FOR 'SENSE AND SENSIBILITY,' 'CORONATION STREET.' HOW SAD IT IS THAT I'M EVEN BLOGGING ABOUT THIS SUBJECT .......
1) THE BEST OF DA DE DA
2) THE WORST OF DA DE DA
3)THE TOP 100 OF............
4)THE 100 FUNNIEST OF ..........
5)COOKING WITH JAMIE....
6)COOKING WITH THE HAIRY BIKERS.......
7)COOKING WITH GORDON.....
8)PLACE IN THE BL......DY SUN....
9)100 THOUSAND TO SPEND PLACE IN THE .......... SUN
10) I 1/2 MILLION TO SPEND IN THE YELLOW SODDING THING IN THE SKY......
11)100 GREATEST COMEDY CATCH PHRASES......HIM INDOORS JUST INFORMED ME TONIGHT FOR THREE GLORIOUS SIDE TICKLING HOURS.... WILL I BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF.
12)WE NOW ALL KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MURDER IN 3 EASY LESSONS ..... POIROT, HETTIE WAINTHROP, CSI NEED I GO ON .
GO ON GO ON
NO WONDER I'VE BEEN CHEWING ON ANYTHING THAT LOOKS EDIBLE.
AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE CHANGE OF COLOUR THIS IS HOW I FEEL IN JANUARY WHEN I AM STUCK INSIDE WATCHING THE ABOVE GARBAGE, YES I HAVE USED THE OFF SWITCH MANY TIMES OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS SO A REFUND ON MY LICENCE IS IN ORDER.........
I AM NOW GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LOVELY CHRISTMAS SUNNY WALKS ON THE BEACH WITH MY SON AND HIS PARTNER VISITING FROM LEEDS THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BRILL NIGHT OUT XMAS EVE HAD THE BEST LAUGH AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES A GOOD NIGHT IT IS THE BEST MEDCINE. HIM INDOORS GOT ME A MOBILE SO I'VE BEEN JOINING THE TEXTING BRIGADE STILL NOT VERY UP ON SHORTENING MY WORDS YET, BUT TAKING SILLY VIDEOS OF MY NEW WELLIES ,MY SOFA THATS A DFS MOMENT MY FELLOW BLOGGERS 100% OFF COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT A LAND OF LEATHER SOFA COURSE YOU DO.......
ANYONE WHO WANTS ANY COUNSELLING JUST DROP ME A LINE AND I WILL START A CRAPPYTELLY HELP GROUP.COM
THANKYOU ONE AND ALL FOR DROPPING IN AND HAVING A LOOK AT MY MENOPAUSAL RAMBLINGS IN 2007 AND MY GOODNESS I HAVE RAMBLED, GRUMPY OLD MEN AND GRUMPY OLD WOMEN NOT IN THAT GROUP YET MMMMMM A LONG WAY OFF STILL LAUGHING TOO MUCH TEE HEE, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE JUST LIKE BRIAN DID AHHHHH
NIGHTY NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT AND THINK OF THOSE RESOLUTIONS YOU HAVE MADE THEN FORGET THEMLOLXXX 
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I was looking for a new sofa myself and thought they looked good on the ads from land of leather........then I decided to look into them further online...........and found so many complaints about them it was unbelievable,,,,apparently over 600 people complained about land of to watchdog..........I'll be looking somewhere else for a new one!!
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