TRIP TO HARROGATE....

LOVELY LOVELY DAY IN HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND, WE WENT TO SEE PAUL POTTS, HE WAS BRILLIANT, I HAD GOOSEBUMPS ON TOP OF MY GOOSEBUMPS!!!

HE IS SO SINCERE AND A SHY MAN BUT WHEN HE STARTS SINGING IN ITALIAN OH MY GOD STANDING OVATION AT THE END SINGING 'NESSUN DORMA' AND THE VERY EMOTIONAL'TIME TO SAY GOODBYE BOO HOO....

HAD A BRILL TIME LOOKING IN ALL THE POSH SHOPS .CHARITY SHOPS ARE MY GAME AND I PURCHASED SOME LOVELY ITEMS THANKYOU..... THEN WENT INTO THE HUGE 'MAGESTIC HOTEL' FOR A ROYAL WEE, MARKS OUT OF 10 A RESOUNDING 10, SO WE RETURNED A FEW TIMES I THINK THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GUESTS, SMILE AND ONE CAN FOOL ANYBODY HE HE.....

ENJOY THIS LOVELY DRY SPELL WE ARE HAVING IN YORKSHIRE...

OH MY GOD DRY LAND AT LAST.....

REMEMBER RAINHOODS MANIA MANAGED TO FIND THIS LITTLE GEM.........

YES YES YES, NO HARRY HASN'T MET SALLY,IT'S JUST ME GETTING A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT THE BLUE SKY I SAW THROUGH MY SKYLIGHT THIS MORNING,THE BIRDS WERE SINGING,PEOPLE SEEMED TO BE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK AND ONTO THE BEACH WITH DOGS IN TOW. THEY WERE HAPPY TO BE OUT WITHOUT GETTING RAIN DOWN THEIR NECKS!
I HAD TO WORK BUT IT'S NOT A BAD PLACE TO WORK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M OUTSIDE ANYWAY IT BEING A GARDEN SHOP.....

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WEDNESDAY I'M GOING TO HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND TO SEE 'PAUL POTTS' IN CONCERT REMEMBER BRITAINS GOT TALENT AND HE HAS.WE ARE GOING TO TROLL AROUND THE CHARITY SHOPS POSH STUFF TO BE HAD,THEN A NICE CUPPA TEA STICKY BUN BEING GOOD IS NOT ON THE ITINERARY ! THEN MAYBE A LOOK IN THE REALLY POSH SHOPS AND PRETEND TO HAVE AN ENDLESS BANK BALANCE NOT!!!
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON HIP HIP HIP HOORAY,
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON AND WE'RE COMING OUT TODAY YEH......

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

I'M THINKING BROLLYS, WELLIES,RAINHATS........

YES I'M MISSING A TRICK HERE OLD BLOGGING CHUMS, WHAT TRICK YOU MIGHT ASK?

WELL WHAT POSITIVE THING CAN COME OUT OF THIS BL...DY RAIN, A MONEY MAKING SCHEME MMMMMMMMM, AH IT CAME TO ME IN A FLASH OF LIGHT!!!!!!!

GET A BARRAR(YES I KNOW BARROW IS THE CORRECT SPELLING) BUT WE ARE TALKING DEL BOY MONEY MAKING SCHEMES HERE,PARK IT HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE IT MAY BE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINING, THEN FILL YOUR BARRAR WITH WAIT FOR IT

GET YOUR LOVERLY RAINMACS ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES GET DANCING IN THAT PAIN OF A BL....ODY RAIN! OH YES AND TO KEEP YOUR TOOTSIES SAFE AND DRY LOVERLY WELLIES ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES,HAVE I LOST MY MARBLES NO JUST A DROP OF WATER ON THE SAID BRAIN WHICH IS SHRINKING BY THE HOUR.

OWEN ENJOYING THE RAIN

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE RAINHOODS THAT FOLDED UP INTO A 1" SQUARE OF PLASTIC THEY CAME IN ALL COLOURS, ONE SIZE MADAM, PEA UP TO A MARROW HEAD OH YES WE ALL WANTED TO OWN ONE. SAD BUT TRUE. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE LASS AHH LATE SIXTIES, MY GRANDMA'S SIDEBOARD WAS A HAVEN TO THESE LITTLE GEMS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE WONDERFUL I COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GROWN UP ENOUGH TO LET MY GRANDMA PRESENT ME WITH MY OWN PRECIOUS RAINHOOD WITH LITTLE UMBERELLAS ON.(BACK TO 2008)

CAN YOU IMAGINE A GIRL OF TEN WEARING ONE OF THOSE TO TOWN WHILE SHOPPING WITH HER MAM NO WAY NOT EFF...NG LIKELY, THATS THE REACTION YOU GET NOWADAYS. I KNOW WE ARE ALL REPEATING WHAT OUR MUMS SAID BEFORE US BUT THIS GENERATION ARE A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME ALTOGETHER. IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF IMAGINATION TO THINK OF THEM AS PENSIONERS I DON'T THINK MANY OF THEM WILL SEE THAT AGE THE WAY THEY ARE STEAMING THROUGH LIFE NOW.FAST FOOD, BINGE DRINKING,DRUGS,NOT SAFE SEX,NUMB TO PAIN , NO MORALS, ALL I FEEL IS SADNESS IF THEY COULD JUST 'GET IT' HOW LIFE COULD BE.............

I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING I'M HAPPY AGAIN,THE CLOUDS IN THE SKY SO DARK UP ABOVE,THE SUNS IN MY HEART I'M READY FOR LOVE AHHHHHH

RAIN RAIN AND MORE RAIN.............

DRIP DROP..........

ALL THE WAY TO TURKEY TO GET SOAKED WHOOPEE

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY COME BACK ANOTHER DAY!!

ONE DROP OF RAIN ON THE WINDOW PANE, DOSE'NT MEAN TO SAY THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM COMING!!!!

THE SUN IS OUT -THE SKY IS BLUE THERE'S NOT A CLOUD TO SPOIL THE VIEW BUT IT'S RAINING- RAINING IN MY HEART........

DOGGY POO............... NEED I SAY ANYMORE!

HIM INDOORS DOING THE RIGHT THING.......

WELL I KNOW THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR WITH COLOUR CO-ORDINATION BUT ONE IS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. THIS WEEK 'DOG OWNERS UNITED' HAVE BEEN SLATED IN OUR LOCAL PAPER FOR NOT CLEANING UP AFTER OUR CANINE FRIENDS.NIGHT AFTER NIGHT THE ANTI CANINE BRIGADE HAVE LET RIP ON US MERE MORTALS SAYING WE ARE ALL FILTHY BEGGARS AND WE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO OWN DOGS.WELL I TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT CLEARING UP AFTER YOUR DOG HAS LEFT HIS DEPOSIT I FOR ONE DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME AFTER TAKING JESS OUT TWICE A DAY

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A MINORITY WHO GO THROUGH LIFE THINKING AS LONG HAS IT DOSE'NT AFFECT ME DO I GIVE A MONKEYS CHUFF WETHER SOMEONE ELSE STANDS IN MY DOGS MESS, CAN'T GET OUT OF THEIR DRIVE BECAUSE IV'E PARKED RIGHT IN FRONT, DON'T BOTHER QUEUING JUST BARGE RIGHT ON IN AND GET ON THAT BUS OR BE SERVED STRAIGHT AWAY IN THE SUPER MARKET IF 'I' WANT TO .THESE PEOPLE WILL NEVER CHANGE UNTIL IT AFFECTS THEM PERSONALLY.......

NEW IDEA FOR HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS .............

IN FILEY WE DO SEEM TO GET A LOT MORE OF THE BROWN STUFF WHEN THERE HAVE BEEN VISITORS WITH DOGS. I FOR ONE HAVE ASKED WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN THAT UP OFF THE BEACH? THE ANSWER BEGGARS BELIEF "WELL THE TIDE WILL WASH IT AWAY SO IT DOSEN'T MATTER", OR ON THE COUNTRY PARK "IF MY DOG DOES IT NEAR THE FENCE OR THE CLIFF EDGE NO-ONE WILL STAND IN IT" DAH! WE HAVE TREES FESTOONED WITH NAPPIE BAGS OF MANY COLOURS HANGING FROM BRANCHES. THESE PEOPLE ARE A BREED OF THEIR OWN YOU WONDER IF THEIR BACK YARDS OR GARDENS ARE IN THE SAME STINKING MESS THEY HAVE LEFT OUR TOWN IN.

TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BECAUSE I COULD GO ON AND ON ,HIM INDOORS BOUGHT ME A CAMERA MOBILE FOR CHRISTMAS AND OH JOY I CAN TEXT, NEVER SAY NEVER THATS ALL I CAN SAY .THIS WILL BE BRILL FOR CATCHING THE SAID CULPRITS WATCH THIS SPACE BY GUM!!!!!!!!

THAT GREAT SUMMER PASTIME "THE ALLOTMENT"

the commitee strike back;

Well, we went to our first meeting of the Filey allotments association, expecting a quite evening and the chance to meet some of the other plot owners, as we are new members.

But any thoughts of a quiet, friendly night were soon to be shattered, by a number of self-important individuals, who loved the sound of their own voices too much, they were to turn the evening into a complete farce

Tonight was all about electing the various commitee members, but it was also a chance for various members to use the meeting as an excuse for settling personal vendettas.

It was a complete farce from start to finish, one person who wanted to be voted in as the new Chairman had brought a couple of accomplances to try and stir up trouble and make himself look good in front of the 50 or so people in attendance, but his plan did not come to anything as the reigning chairman quite rightly kept his position by an overwhelming majority vote.

We sat through around 2 hours of petty, pointless arguements between people who were obviously enjoying spouting off about one pointless subject after another, there must have been about 100 proposals in all and just as many "I'll second that" from the proposers "bessie mates".

All we want to do is enjoy the allotment, grow some veg' and spend some quality time with the other allotment holders around us.

One name which was read out from one of the minutes of the meeting was a certain Mr B Potter, I nearly started laughing out aloud as thoughts of Peter Kay came to mind, especially as this meeting would not have been out of place in "The Phoenix Club". But there was'nt a wheelchair to be seen.

The whole evening could easily have been made into an episode of Phoenix Nights, there were so many proposals, people were putting up their hands not really knowing what theey were voting for, the show organiser who did step down on the night appeared to be thinking he was either debating in parliment, or trying to put the world to rights, I do not know how one man could talk so much bollocks in less than 2 hours.

His reason for resigning -"a certain person, who shall remain nameless offended him at an earlier meeting and no apology was forthcoming. "ALL TOGETHER NOW" aaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhh..................

Another commitee man stepped down because he could not have everything his own way, because the chairman insisted that the commitee would also be involved in his area of expertise he too resigned.

These sad members were so worked up about the agenda, and showed so much passion, they really should get out more.

If anyone is interested out there, I understand that the position of show organiser is still vacant, you will need a thick skin, bullet proof vest, and only half a brain.

you will pay your £1.75 or you will not have a right to vote, can i have a seconder
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ENOUGH SAID !

THE QUESTION IS CHOCCY SANTA OR CELERY STICK?

AH POOR CRABBY HE WONT BE SEEING MUCH OF 2008

IT'S ONLY A SMALL GLASS I PROMISE.......

CHELSEY BUN LOOKING VERY GROWN UP.......

NO I HAVE'NT COLLAPSED IN A HEAP IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE FROM ALCHOLIC POISONING,THE SIMPLE FACT IS CHOCOLATE AND PRINGLE OVERLOAD GIVE YOU COUCHPOTATOEITUS I'VE TRIED GETTING ANTIBIOTICS FROM MY DOCTOR BUT HE IS A VERY HEARTLESS CHARACTER ESCAPED FROM A DICKENS NOVEL THINKS MYSELF AND HIM INDOORS!!!!! SOOOOO A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 TO YOU ALL HOPE YOU SURVIVED ALL THE FRIVOLITY OF EATING, DRINKING, AND BEING MERRY.THE BIG TURKEY ABOUT THIS FESTIVE SEASON WAS TVCRAPPYTTUS SUFFERED BY MANY A HOUSEHOLD ALL OVER BRITAIN, THANK GOD FOR 'SENSE AND SENSIBILITY,' 'CORONATION STREET.' HOW SAD IT IS THAT I'M EVEN BLOGGING ABOUT THIS SUBJECT .......

1) THE BEST OF DA DE DA

2) THE WORST OF DA DE DA

3)THE TOP 100 OF............

4)THE 100 FUNNIEST OF ..........

5)COOKING WITH JAMIE....

6)COOKING WITH THE HAIRY BIKERS.......

7)COOKING WITH GORDON.....

8)PLACE IN THE BL......DY SUN....

9)100 THOUSAND TO SPEND PLACE IN THE .......... SUN

10) I 1/2 MILLION TO SPEND IN THE YELLOW SODDING THING IN THE SKY......

11)100 GREATEST COMEDY CATCH PHRASES......HIM INDOORS JUST INFORMED ME TONIGHT FOR THREE GLORIOUS SIDE TICKLING HOURS.... WILL I BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF.

12)WE NOW ALL KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MURDER IN 3 EASY LESSONS ..... POIROT, HETTIE WAINTHROP, CSI NEED I GO ON .

GO ON GO ON

NO WONDER I'VE BEEN CHEWING ON ANYTHING THAT LOOKS EDIBLE.

AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE CHANGE OF COLOUR THIS IS HOW I FEEL IN JANUARY WHEN I AM STUCK INSIDE WATCHING THE ABOVE GARBAGE, YES I HAVE USED THE OFF SWITCH MANY TIMES OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS SO A REFUND ON MY LICENCE IS IN ORDER.........

I AM NOW GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LOVELY CHRISTMAS SUNNY WALKS ON THE BEACH WITH MY SON AND HIS PARTNER VISITING FROM LEEDS THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BRILL NIGHT OUT XMAS EVE HAD THE BEST LAUGH AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES A GOOD NIGHT IT IS THE BEST MEDCINE. HIM INDOORS GOT ME A MOBILE SO I'VE BEEN JOINING THE TEXTING BRIGADE STILL NOT VERY UP ON SHORTENING MY WORDS YET, BUT TAKING SILLY VIDEOS OF MY NEW WELLIES ,MY SOFA THATS A DFS MOMENT MY FELLOW BLOGGERS 100% OFF COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT A LAND OF LEATHER SOFA COURSE YOU DO.......

ANYONE WHO WANTS ANY COUNSELLING JUST DROP ME A LINE AND I WILL START A CRAPPYTELLY HELP GROUP.COM

THANKYOU ONE AND ALL FOR DROPPING IN AND HAVING A LOOK AT MY MENOPAUSAL RAMBLINGS IN 2007 AND MY GOODNESS I HAVE RAMBLED, GRUMPY OLD MEN AND GRUMPY OLD WOMEN NOT IN THAT GROUP YET MMMMMM A LONG WAY OFF STILL LAUGHING TOO MUCH TEE HEE, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE JUST LIKE BRIAN DID AHHHHH

NIGHTY NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT AND THINK OF THOSE RESOLUTIONS YOU HAVE MADE THEN FORGET THEMLOLXXX