LOTTIE IS HOT TO TROT WHO OR WHAT IS "LOTTIE?"

'WHAT ANOTHER EXCUSE GILLY MAC, WELL WE ARE NOT HAVING THAT,' I HEAR YOU SAYING............

NO I'VE NOT TAKEN TO MY SICK BED, NO I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A LOVELY LONG CRUISE ABOARD THE NEW QUEEN MARY MOTHER OF ALL CRUISE SHIPS,BEEN ABDUCTED BY LITTLE GREEN MEN FOR SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS.............. NOOOOOOOOOOI HAVE NOT BEEN TAKING LOONY TUNE PILLS ,JUST BEEN VERY BUSY WITH THE MUCK SPREADING OOAHHH.

RAISED BEDS BACK FRIENDLY.....

WE HAVE CHRISTENED OUR PLOT OF EARTH 'LOTTIE', MUCH EASIER THAN SAYING OR TYPING ALLOTMENT EVERY TIME YES I KNOW THATS JUST WHAT I HAVE DONE BUT ONLY EXPLAINING THE REASON WHY.......

MINUS SHINY DANGLY THING......

ANYWAY AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PICS WE HAVE COME A LONG WAY NOW SINCE LAST POST, THE SAID SHED WE WERE IN NEED OF CAME FROM MY BOSS WORD OF MOUTH HE WAS HAVING A SHUFFLE ABOUT IN HIS GARDEN AND WANTED TO GET RID SO WE OBLIGED. GREAT STUFF, TEA MAKING FACILITIES, SAID BUCKET FOR ABLUTIONS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO ONE HAS TO GO !!!!!!!!!!!!TOOLS, SEATING TO SHELTER FROM THIS ATROCIOUS WEATHER WHICH HAS BEEN SENT TO TEST US ALL!!!!!

OUR PLOT IS A VERY BOGGY SITE SO WE ARE GOING TO TRY WORKING WITH IT RATHER THAN AGAINST IT AND PUT A POND IN AND BOG PLANTS. THE FROGS WILL HELP EVERYONE WITH THE MASSIVE INFLUX OF BABY SLUGGLETS WHICH HAVE BEEN WAITING IN ANTICIPATION TO HAVE A MIDNIGHT FEAST WHILE WE ARE TUCKED UP IN BED.....

I STILL CANNOT BELEIVE THE STUFF WE HAVE ACCUMULATED FOR OUR PLOT, WOOD AND MORE WOOD IF WE SEE ANYONE WORKING ON A BUILDING PROJECT KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR OFFER TO TAKE BRICKS, PLANKS, WINDOWS, A BARROW. YES WE HAVE MANAGED TO GET EVERYTHING FOR FREE APART FROM SHED BUT THAT WAS A STEAL AT £40. WE WILL REMEMBER THE KIND PEOPLE WHO DONATED TO THE KEV AND GILLY APPEAL AND VEG WILL BE COMING FORTH IN ABUNDANCE WHEN THE SUN GETS IT'S LITTLE COTTON PICKING HAT ON AND MAKES OUR SEEDS GROW......

WE ARE BOTH IN OUR ELEMENT IT'S LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF HEAVEN GOING UP AFTER WORK LISTENING TO OUR FEATHERED FREINDS SETTLING DOWN FOR THE EVENING MAKING A CUPPA SITTING ON THE KEVVY MADE PATIO AND ADMIRING OUR BIT OF ENGLAND THAT HASN'T BEEN TAKEN OVER 'YET' YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HARRY.........

1)COMPOST BIN FILLING UP NICELY

2)POTATOES EARTHED UP WELL AND GOOD

3)JESS'S KENNEL IN PLACE (NOT GONE IN IT YET THOUGH)!

4)DANGLY SHINY THING HANGING OFF OUR SHED AHH.

5)BEETROOT,MIXED LETTUCE, NANTES CARROTS, STRAWBERRYS,DWARF FRENCH BEANS, MANGE TOUT,COURGETTE,CABBAGE,RHUBARB,SPRING ONIONS, CHIVES, RED ONIONS , BROCCOLI............

6)LOTS OF LOVELY FOLK WILLING TO GIVE ADVICE I LISTEN TAKE IT ALL IN AND IF NEED BE USE IT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.......

7) ONE OBNOXIOUS LARDY ARSE SHOW OFF WHO THINKS HE HAS ALL KNOWLEDGE AND BEST OF AND BIGGEST OF APART FROM HIS ARSE WHO I S NOW COVENTRY BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH HIM HE WONT LAST LONG HE'S HAD 5 LOTTIES ALREADY SO I THINK HE MAY HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF THEM....

8)ME AND KEV CAME HERE FOR PEACE AND QUIET AND IT WILL COME MMMMMMM

WE ARE OFF TO SUNNY WHITBY IN OUR LITTLE CARAVAN SO THE SUN BETTER SHINE DOWN ON ME AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK SO ANOTHER REASON FOR GOING ON A LITTLE JAUNT....... PROMISE I WONT FORGET YOU BLOGGITES OF THE PC WORLD AND WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON LOTTIE.

MACCY IS BACK IN TOWN.......

AS PROMISED ONE LONELY GATE AND EMPTY COMPOST BINS....

THIS BEAUTY IS AN EARLY RISER........

HELLO FELLOW BLOGITES, A BIG APOLOGY FOR THE INTERMISSION IN MY POSTS.I HAVE NO EXCUSE ONLY I HAVE HAD A BOUT OF FLU, THEN ON AN EVENING I PROMISE MYSELF I WILL START WRITING MY BLOG AND I FALL ASLEEP.......SO HERE GOES.

WE HAVE FINALLY GOT OUR ALLOTMENT PLOT MASSIVE ISN'T THE WORD, IT IS A NEW ONE ALREADY ROTAVATED SO IT IS A BLANK CANVAS. HIM INDOORS WILL BE THE BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS AND I WILL BE THE GREEN FINGERED FRILLS AND SPILLS OF THE PLOT!!!!!!

TODAY THE COMPOST BINS HAVE BEEN ERECTED, PART OF THE OUTER FENCE AND GATE HAS BEEN BUILT. WE ARE IN DIER NEED OF A SHED THOUGH EVERYONE AT THIS TIME OF YEAR WANTS A SHED FOR THEIR PLOT, YES WE KNOW YOU CAN BUILD ONE WHICH MOST OF THE ALLOTMENTEERS DO, SO MAYBE THIS WILL BE THE ROAD TO GO DOWN . I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED BY HIM INDOORS THAT THE COUNCIL ARE THINKING ABOUT RECLAIMING THE LAND FOR BLOODY HOUSING, YES I'M FUMING LIKE MANY OTHER PEOPLE..........

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BOG GARDEN AND HAVE A LITTLE POND WITH FROGS THEY WILL KEEP THE SLUG POPULATION DOWN AND INSECTS. WE ARE SO EXCITED I JUST WANT TO GET INTO THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT, WE ARE ALL LIKE MINDED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GROW OUR OWN FRUIT AND VEG BE OUT IN THE FRESH AIR WHATEVER THE WEATHER THROWS AT US COME RAIN OR SHINE.

WILL KEEP YOU POSTED PHOTOS COMING SOON.

NIGHTY NIGHT AND DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.........

SUMMARY OF LIFE.
Good one for a Friday..!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you , don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get...

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is .. . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.

At age 35 success is . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.

At age 75 success is . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . .. . not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessin

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

Take the time to live

Life is too short

Dance naked.

BREAKFAST NOT AT TIFFANYS BUT IN THE GARDEN!!!

HI ALL BLOGITES SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG GETTING BACK TO YOU,HASN'T IT BEEN GLORIOUS..... YES ME AND HIM INDOORS WENT OUTDOORS ONE MORNING THIS WEEK AND SAT ON MY LOVELY BENCH AND HAD OUR BREAKIE, NO I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER,THE FISH WERE SWIMMING LIKE IT WAS SUMMER, FRISKY SOMEWHAT THE BIRDS WERE HAPPY TOO NO BLASTING WIND HAVE YOU NOTICED IT'S VERY QUIET WHEN THE GALES ARE BLOWING THE BIRDS SEEM TO VANISH.....

SO HE WENT TO VISIT OUR ALLOTMENT THE PLOT NEXT TO OURS IS STILL FLOODED BUT THEY HAVE DUG TRENCHES AND HOPE THIS DRY SPELL WILL SOAK SOME OF THE WATER UP. I'VE BOUGHT A GREAT ALLOTMENT BOOK HALF THE PRICE ON 'AMAZON' COMPARED TO HIGH STREET SHOPS. I'VE GOT MY FIRST POTATOES TODAY TO START 'CHITTING' DO I SOUND WELL VERSED ON VEG NO A CUSTOMER TOLD ME TODAY AT WORK I'M TAKING ANY FREE ADVICE.SO THEY WILL BE PUT TO REST AND I WILL WAIT AVIDLY FOR THEIR SHOOTS TO EMERGE AHHHHH.

I'M NOT SO KEEN ON EASTER BEING SO EARLY, AT WORK I'VE GOT THE SAME PROBLEM AS I HAD AT CHRISTMAS WITH HALLOWEEN CROSSING OVER NOT GOOD... VALENTINES DAY THEN MOTHERS DAY THEN EASTER ALL THE SHOPS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DISPLAY. I'VE GOT THREE UP IN DIFFERENT AREAS SO THEY DON'T OVERLAP GOD I'M SOUNDING SO BORING I'M TIRED I'VE GOT EARACHE AND I THINK I'M GOING UP TO BEDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

LOVELY SKY WHILE GARDENING LATE AFTERNOON...

WEATHER FOR TOMMOROW SUN SUN SUN CAN'T WAIT NIGHTY NIGHTX

TRIP TO HARROGATE....

LOVELY LOVELY DAY IN HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND, WE WENT TO SEE PAUL POTTS, HE WAS BRILLIANT, I HAD GOOSEBUMPS ON TOP OF MY GOOSEBUMPS!!!

HE IS SO SINCERE AND A SHY MAN BUT WHEN HE STARTS SINGING IN ITALIAN OH MY GOD STANDING OVATION AT THE END SINGING 'NESSUN DORMA' AND THE VERY EMOTIONAL'TIME TO SAY GOODBYE BOO HOO....

HAD A BRILL TIME LOOKING IN ALL THE POSH SHOPS .CHARITY SHOPS ARE MY GAME AND I PURCHASED SOME LOVELY ITEMS THANKYOU..... THEN WENT INTO THE HUGE 'MAGESTIC HOTEL' FOR A ROYAL WEE, MARKS OUT OF 10 A RESOUNDING 10, SO WE RETURNED A FEW TIMES I THINK THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GUESTS, SMILE AND ONE CAN FOOL ANYBODY HE HE.....

ENJOY THIS LOVELY DRY SPELL WE ARE HAVING IN YORKSHIRE...

OH MY GOD DRY LAND AT LAST.....

REMEMBER RAINHOODS MANIA MANAGED TO FIND THIS LITTLE GEM.........

YES YES YES, NO HARRY HASN'T MET SALLY,IT'S JUST ME GETTING A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT THE BLUE SKY I SAW THROUGH MY SKYLIGHT THIS MORNING,THE BIRDS WERE SINGING,PEOPLE SEEMED TO BE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK AND ONTO THE BEACH WITH DOGS IN TOW. THEY WERE HAPPY TO BE OUT WITHOUT GETTING RAIN DOWN THEIR NECKS!
I HAD TO WORK BUT IT'S NOT A BAD PLACE TO WORK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M OUTSIDE ANYWAY IT BEING A GARDEN SHOP.....

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WEDNESDAY I'M GOING TO HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND TO SEE 'PAUL POTTS' IN CONCERT REMEMBER BRITAINS GOT TALENT AND HE HAS.WE ARE GOING TO TROLL AROUND THE CHARITY SHOPS POSH STUFF TO BE HAD,THEN A NICE CUPPA TEA STICKY BUN BEING GOOD IS NOT ON THE ITINERARY ! THEN MAYBE A LOOK IN THE REALLY POSH SHOPS AND PRETEND TO HAVE AN ENDLESS BANK BALANCE NOT!!!
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON HIP HIP HIP HOORAY,
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON AND WE'RE COMING OUT TODAY YEH......

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

I'M THINKING BROLLYS, WELLIES,RAINHATS........

YES I'M MISSING A TRICK HERE OLD BLOGGING CHUMS, WHAT TRICK YOU MIGHT ASK?

WELL WHAT POSITIVE THING CAN COME OUT OF THIS BL...DY RAIN, A MONEY MAKING SCHEME MMMMMMMMM, AH IT CAME TO ME IN A FLASH OF LIGHT!!!!!!!

GET A BARRAR(YES I KNOW BARROW IS THE CORRECT SPELLING) BUT WE ARE TALKING DEL BOY MONEY MAKING SCHEMES HERE,PARK IT HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE IT MAY BE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINING, THEN FILL YOUR BARRAR WITH WAIT FOR IT

GET YOUR LOVERLY RAINMACS ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES GET DANCING IN THAT PAIN OF A BL....ODY RAIN! OH YES AND TO KEEP YOUR TOOTSIES SAFE AND DRY LOVERLY WELLIES ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES,HAVE I LOST MY MARBLES NO JUST A DROP OF WATER ON THE SAID BRAIN WHICH IS SHRINKING BY THE HOUR.

OWEN ENJOYING THE RAIN

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE RAINHOODS THAT FOLDED UP INTO A 1" SQUARE OF PLASTIC THEY CAME IN ALL COLOURS, ONE SIZE MADAM, PEA UP TO A MARROW HEAD OH YES WE ALL WANTED TO OWN ONE. SAD BUT TRUE. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE LASS AHH LATE SIXTIES, MY GRANDMA'S SIDEBOARD WAS A HAVEN TO THESE LITTLE GEMS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE WONDERFUL I COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GROWN UP ENOUGH TO LET MY GRANDMA PRESENT ME WITH MY OWN PRECIOUS RAINHOOD WITH LITTLE UMBERELLAS ON.(BACK TO 2008)

CAN YOU IMAGINE A GIRL OF TEN WEARING ONE OF THOSE TO TOWN WHILE SHOPPING WITH HER MAM NO WAY NOT EFF...NG LIKELY, THATS THE REACTION YOU GET NOWADAYS. I KNOW WE ARE ALL REPEATING WHAT OUR MUMS SAID BEFORE US BUT THIS GENERATION ARE A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME ALTOGETHER. IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF IMAGINATION TO THINK OF THEM AS PENSIONERS I DON'T THINK MANY OF THEM WILL SEE THAT AGE THE WAY THEY ARE STEAMING THROUGH LIFE NOW.FAST FOOD, BINGE DRINKING,DRUGS,NOT SAFE SEX,NUMB TO PAIN , NO MORALS, ALL I FEEL IS SADNESS IF THEY COULD JUST 'GET IT' HOW LIFE COULD BE.............

I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING I'M HAPPY AGAIN,THE CLOUDS IN THE SKY SO DARK UP ABOVE,THE SUNS IN MY HEART I'M READY FOR LOVE AHHHHHH

RAIN RAIN AND MORE RAIN.............

DRIP DROP..........

ALL THE WAY TO TURKEY TO GET SOAKED WHOOPEE

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY COME BACK ANOTHER DAY!!

ONE DROP OF RAIN ON THE WINDOW PANE, DOSE'NT MEAN TO SAY THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM COMING!!!!

THE SUN IS OUT -THE SKY IS BLUE THERE'S NOT A CLOUD TO SPOIL THE VIEW BUT IT'S RAINING- RAINING IN MY HEART........

DOGGY POO............... NEED I SAY ANYMORE!

HIM INDOORS DOING THE RIGHT THING.......

WELL I KNOW THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR WITH COLOUR CO-ORDINATION BUT ONE IS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. THIS WEEK 'DOG OWNERS UNITED' HAVE BEEN SLATED IN OUR LOCAL PAPER FOR NOT CLEANING UP AFTER OUR CANINE FRIENDS.NIGHT AFTER NIGHT THE ANTI CANINE BRIGADE HAVE LET RIP ON US MERE MORTALS SAYING WE ARE ALL FILTHY BEGGARS AND WE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO OWN DOGS.WELL I TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT CLEARING UP AFTER YOUR DOG HAS LEFT HIS DEPOSIT I FOR ONE DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME AFTER TAKING JESS OUT TWICE A DAY

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A MINORITY WHO GO THROUGH LIFE THINKING AS LONG HAS IT DOSE'NT AFFECT ME DO I GIVE A MONKEYS CHUFF WETHER SOMEONE ELSE STANDS IN MY DOGS MESS, CAN'T GET OUT OF THEIR DRIVE BECAUSE IV'E PARKED RIGHT IN FRONT, DON'T BOTHER QUEUING JUST BARGE RIGHT ON IN AND GET ON THAT BUS OR BE SERVED STRAIGHT AWAY IN THE SUPER MARKET IF 'I' WANT TO .THESE PEOPLE WILL NEVER CHANGE UNTIL IT AFFECTS THEM PERSONALLY.......

NEW IDEA FOR HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS .............

IN FILEY WE DO SEEM TO GET A LOT MORE OF THE BROWN STUFF WHEN THERE HAVE BEEN VISITORS WITH DOGS. I FOR ONE HAVE ASKED WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN THAT UP OFF THE BEACH? THE ANSWER BEGGARS BELIEF "WELL THE TIDE WILL WASH IT AWAY SO IT DOSEN'T MATTER", OR ON THE COUNTRY PARK "IF MY DOG DOES IT NEAR THE FENCE OR THE CLIFF EDGE NO-ONE WILL STAND IN IT" DAH! WE HAVE TREES FESTOONED WITH NAPPIE BAGS OF MANY COLOURS HANGING FROM BRANCHES. THESE PEOPLE ARE A BREED OF THEIR OWN YOU WONDER IF THEIR BACK YARDS OR GARDENS ARE IN THE SAME STINKING MESS THEY HAVE LEFT OUR TOWN IN.

TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BECAUSE I COULD GO ON AND ON ,HIM INDOORS BOUGHT ME A CAMERA MOBILE FOR CHRISTMAS AND OH JOY I CAN TEXT, NEVER SAY NEVER THATS ALL I CAN SAY .THIS WILL BE BRILL FOR CATCHING THE SAID CULPRITS WATCH THIS SPACE BY GUM!!!!!!!!

THAT GREAT SUMMER PASTIME "THE ALLOTMENT"

the commitee strike back;

Well, we went to our first meeting of the Filey allotments association, expecting a quite evening and the chance to meet some of the other plot owners, as we are new members.

But any thoughts of a quiet, friendly night were soon to be shattered, by a number of self-important individuals, who loved the sound of their own voices too much, they were to turn the evening into a complete farce

Tonight was all about electing the various commitee members, but it was also a chance for various members to use the meeting as an excuse for settling personal vendettas.

It was a complete farce from start to finish, one person who wanted to be voted in as the new Chairman had brought a couple of accomplances to try and stir up trouble and make himself look good in front of the 50 or so people in attendance, but his plan did not come to anything as the reigning chairman quite rightly kept his position by an overwhelming majority vote.

We sat through around 2 hours of petty, pointless arguements between people who were obviously enjoying spouting off about one pointless subject after another, there must have been about 100 proposals in all and just as many "I'll second that" from the proposers "bessie mates".

All we want to do is enjoy the allotment, grow some veg' and spend some quality time with the other allotment holders around us.

One name which was read out from one of the minutes of the meeting was a certain Mr B Potter, I nearly started laughing out aloud as thoughts of Peter Kay came to mind, especially as this meeting would not have been out of place in "The Phoenix Club". But there was'nt a wheelchair to be seen.

The whole evening could easily have been made into an episode of Phoenix Nights, there were so many proposals, people were putting up their hands not really knowing what theey were voting for, the show organiser who did step down on the night appeared to be thinking he was either debating in parliment, or trying to put the world to rights, I do not know how one man could talk so much bollocks in less than 2 hours.

His reason for resigning -"a certain person, who shall remain nameless offended him at an earlier meeting and no apology was forthcoming. "ALL TOGETHER NOW" aaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhh..................

Another commitee man stepped down because he could not have everything his own way, because the chairman insisted that the commitee would also be involved in his area of expertise he too resigned.

These sad members were so worked up about the agenda, and showed so much passion, they really should get out more.

If anyone is interested out there, I understand that the position of show organiser is still vacant, you will need a thick skin, bullet proof vest, and only half a brain.

you will pay your £1.75 or you will not have a right to vote, can i have a seconder
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ENOUGH SAID !

THE QUESTION IS CHOCCY SANTA OR CELERY STICK?

AH POOR CRABBY HE WONT BE SEEING MUCH OF 2008

IT'S ONLY A SMALL GLASS I PROMISE.......

CHELSEY BUN LOOKING VERY GROWN UP.......

NO I HAVE'NT COLLAPSED IN A HEAP IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE FROM ALCHOLIC POISONING,THE SIMPLE FACT IS CHOCOLATE AND PRINGLE OVERLOAD GIVE YOU COUCHPOTATOEITUS I'VE TRIED GETTING ANTIBIOTICS FROM MY DOCTOR BUT HE IS A VERY HEARTLESS CHARACTER ESCAPED FROM A DICKENS NOVEL THINKS MYSELF AND HIM INDOORS!!!!! SOOOOO A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 TO YOU ALL HOPE YOU SURVIVED ALL THE FRIVOLITY OF EATING, DRINKING, AND BEING MERRY.THE BIG TURKEY ABOUT THIS FESTIVE SEASON WAS TVCRAPPYTTUS SUFFERED BY MANY A HOUSEHOLD ALL OVER BRITAIN, THANK GOD FOR 'SENSE AND SENSIBILITY,' 'CORONATION STREET.' HOW SAD IT IS THAT I'M EVEN BLOGGING ABOUT THIS SUBJECT .......

1) THE BEST OF DA DE DA

2) THE WORST OF DA DE DA

3)THE TOP 100 OF............

4)THE 100 FUNNIEST OF ..........

5)COOKING WITH JAMIE....

6)COOKING WITH THE HAIRY BIKERS.......

7)COOKING WITH GORDON.....

8)PLACE IN THE BL......DY SUN....

9)100 THOUSAND TO SPEND PLACE IN THE .......... SUN

10) I 1/2 MILLION TO SPEND IN THE YELLOW SODDING THING IN THE SKY......

11)100 GREATEST COMEDY CATCH PHRASES......HIM INDOORS JUST INFORMED ME TONIGHT FOR THREE GLORIOUS SIDE TICKLING HOURS.... WILL I BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF.

12)WE NOW ALL KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MURDER IN 3 EASY LESSONS ..... POIROT, HETTIE WAINTHROP, CSI NEED I GO ON .

GO ON GO ON

NO WONDER I'VE BEEN CHEWING ON ANYTHING THAT LOOKS EDIBLE.

AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE CHANGE OF COLOUR THIS IS HOW I FEEL IN JANUARY WHEN I AM STUCK INSIDE WATCHING THE ABOVE GARBAGE, YES I HAVE USED THE OFF SWITCH MANY TIMES OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS SO A REFUND ON MY LICENCE IS IN ORDER.........

I AM NOW GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LOVELY CHRISTMAS SUNNY WALKS ON THE BEACH WITH MY SON AND HIS PARTNER VISITING FROM LEEDS THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BRILL NIGHT OUT XMAS EVE HAD THE BEST LAUGH AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES A GOOD NIGHT IT IS THE BEST MEDCINE. HIM INDOORS GOT ME A MOBILE SO I'VE BEEN JOINING THE TEXTING BRIGADE STILL NOT VERY UP ON SHORTENING MY WORDS YET, BUT TAKING SILLY VIDEOS OF MY NEW WELLIES ,MY SOFA THATS A DFS MOMENT MY FELLOW BLOGGERS 100% OFF COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT A LAND OF LEATHER SOFA COURSE YOU DO.......

ANYONE WHO WANTS ANY COUNSELLING JUST DROP ME A LINE AND I WILL START A CRAPPYTELLY HELP GROUP.COM

THANKYOU ONE AND ALL FOR DROPPING IN AND HAVING A LOOK AT MY MENOPAUSAL RAMBLINGS IN 2007 AND MY GOODNESS I HAVE RAMBLED, GRUMPY OLD MEN AND GRUMPY OLD WOMEN NOT IN THAT GROUP YET MMMMMM A LONG WAY OFF STILL LAUGHING TOO MUCH TEE HEE, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE JUST LIKE BRIAN DID AHHHHH

NIGHTY NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT AND THINK OF THOSE RESOLUTIONS YOU HAVE MADE THEN FORGET THEMLOLXXX