THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON

I'VE GOT TWENTY MINUTES TO WASH MY HAIR PUT SOME STICKY MAGIC STUFF IN IT THAT MY HAIRDRESSER GAVE ME THATS SUPPOSED TO WORK MAGIC, I THINK NOT! THEN WRITE MY BLOG,I REALLY WANT TO SIT OUT ON MY LOVELY NEW WELL NEARLY NEW APPOINTED BENCH , YES IT'S BRIGHT BLUE ,IS THIS FACE BOVVERED! I SAID TO HIM INDOORS NO I DON'T WANT IT FOREST GREEN OR WHITE WE'RE AT THE SEASIDE SO LETS HAVE SEASIDEY COLOURS I MIGHT JUST PAINT A FEW FLOWERS ON IT THEN adorn it with fairy lights OH MY GOD HE CRIES ( HIM IN DOORS OF COURSE).

PIGLET AND FRIENDS HAVING A QUIET MOMENT.

YES I WAS NEARLY LATE FOR WORK THIS MORNING FAFFING I HAVE A DEGREE IN THIS, WE WOMEN RANK HIGH ABOVE MEN ON THE FAFFOMETER.
IT IS VERY BUSY IN OUR JOLLY GARDEN SHOP HOLIDAY MAKERS COMING IN FOR A BARGAIN AND THATS WHAT I GIVE THEM,WE HAD A FELLA AND HIS WIFE FROM LEEDS BUYING NEARLY ALL OUR STOCK OF PLANTS HIS ESTATE CAR WAS HEAVING WITH GRAVEL, GNOMES, TREES ETC,AND YOU GUESSED IT NO ROOM FOR THE WIFE I SUGGESTED IT WAS A SUNNY DAY YOUR HERE AT THE SEASIDE LEAVE HER HERE AND TAKE THE PLANTS BACK TO LEEDS , AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID, I SOMETIMES WONDER AT WHAT POINT IN TIME DID HE COME BACK TO COLLECT HIS BELOVED!!!!!
I'M GOING TO WATCH DOG WHISPERER THIS CEASER FELLA IS SOMETHING ELSE TRY HOMING IN TO FREE VIEW 11. IT'S GOODBYE FROM ME AND GOODBYE FROM HIM INDOORS XXXXXXX