THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON

I'VE GOT TWENTY MINUTES TO WASH MY HAIR PUT SOME STICKY MAGIC STUFF IN IT THAT MY HAIRDRESSER GAVE ME THATS SUPPOSED TO WORK MAGIC, I THINK NOT! THEN WRITE MY BLOG,I REALLY WANT TO SIT OUT ON MY LOVELY NEW WELL NEARLY NEW APPOINTED BENCH , YES IT'S BRIGHT BLUE ,IS THIS FACE BOVVERED! I SAID TO HIM INDOORS NO I DON'T WANT IT FOREST GREEN OR WHITE WE'RE AT THE SEASIDE SO LETS HAVE SEASIDEY COLOURS I MIGHT JUST PAINT A FEW FLOWERS ON IT THEN adorn it with fairy lights OH MY GOD HE CRIES ( HIM IN DOORS OF COURSE).

PIGLET AND FRIENDS HAVING A QUIET MOMENT.

YES I WAS NEARLY LATE FOR WORK THIS MORNING FAFFING I HAVE A DEGREE IN THIS, WE WOMEN RANK HIGH ABOVE MEN ON THE FAFFOMETER.
IT IS VERY BUSY IN OUR JOLLY GARDEN SHOP HOLIDAY MAKERS COMING IN FOR A BARGAIN AND THATS WHAT I GIVE THEM,WE HAD A FELLA AND HIS WIFE FROM LEEDS BUYING NEARLY ALL OUR STOCK OF PLANTS HIS ESTATE CAR WAS HEAVING WITH GRAVEL, GNOMES, TREES ETC,AND YOU GUESSED IT NO ROOM FOR THE WIFE I SUGGESTED IT WAS A SUNNY DAY YOUR HERE AT THE SEASIDE LEAVE HER HERE AND TAKE THE PLANTS BACK TO LEEDS , AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID, I SOMETIMES WONDER AT WHAT POINT IN TIME DID HE COME BACK TO COLLECT HIS BELOVED!!!!!
I'M GOING TO WATCH DOG WHISPERER THIS CEASER FELLA IS SOMETHING ELSE TRY HOMING IN TO FREE VIEW 11. IT'S GOODBYE FROM ME AND GOODBYE FROM HIM INDOORS XXXXXXX

YOGA COMING ALONG NICELY THANKYOU!!

Glitter Graphics - GlitterLive.com JESS AND SQUILLY JUST BEING HAPPY X

ME THINKS THIS IS A GILLY VERSION

OF THE STORK!!

AT LONG LAST A DAY OFF AND THE SUN HAS GOT ITS HAT ON, ME INCLUDED (MY HAIRDRESSER ESTHER SAID HIGHLIGHTS MEAN HAT ON HEAD). NOT SURE WETHER THIS IS AN ANCIENT ORIENTAL GLASSHOPPER SAYING FOR as follows HAIR WILL TURN TO STRAW IF OUT IN SUN!!!!!!1

SO HIM INDOORS DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM MY FAVE BOOK, I DONNED MY HAT AND SUNGLASSES AND WE STARTED TREKKING UP HILLS AND VALES ( JOKING DAH) THERE ARE SOME LOVELY PLACES NEAR WHERE WE LIVE AND LUCKY TO HAVE THE SEASIDE ASWELL , I AM LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY I TRY AND TELL MYSELF THAT EVERY DAY EVEN ON CRAPPY RAINY WINDY SEAFRETTING DAYS.

I DECIDED TO TRY A FEW MOVES ON A POST THAT HAPPENED TO BE IN THE FIELD WHERE ME AND MY OTHER HALF WERE WALKING, I KNOW DON'T LOOK SO ELEGANT DO I ? IT WAS BRILL THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT. 'JUST BE' THIS TOO SHALL PASS IS A GREAT MANTRA. NO I'M NOT A MEDITATING FREAKY LADY, BUT THE OLDER I'M GETTING I REALISE IT'S NOT WORTH IT GETTING UPTIGHT ABOUT SOME THINGS.

FOR EXAMPLE THE NEWS IS SOOOOOOOO BAD OF LATE WHEN ALL THOSE FLOODS CAME A FEW MONTHS BACK DAY AFTER DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT LITTLE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE PREVERBIAL TUNNEL BUT DID IT COME? NO. THE LAST TWO WEEKS HAVE BROUGHT ALL THIS SHOOTING AND STABBING AMONGST YOUNG PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD HATE HATE HATE,TRY SMILING LAUGHING DANCING JUST BE GLAD YOU'VE WOKEN UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE STILL BREATHING FOR GOD SAKE (OOPS SORRY)

MY DAD ALWAYS SAID ***************
PANDORAS BOX HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY OPENED AND WE ARE ALL PAYING FOR IT ,I'M JUST GLAD HE'S NOT HERE TO SEE THIS SAD OLE WORLD! IM INDOORS BEING LED UP THE GARDEN PATH
' NOT'

GOLLY OR GOLLY***THIS IS THE QUESTION?

GOLLY HAS NO PROBLEM WI TH PIGLET!

WELL WHERE DO I START, AS THE TITLE SAYS WHERE DO WE STAND ON THE GOLLY DEBATE.

WHERE I WORK WHICH IS A SMALL GARDEN SHOP BY THE WAY, WE ARE IN OUR THIRD YEAR OF SELLING GOLLY***S,THIS YEAR WE HAVE ADDED KEY RINGS AND FRIDGE MAGNETS.I HAVE NEVER IN ALL THE YEARS I'VE WORKED IN RETAIL HAD SUCH HEATED DISCUSSIONS ABOUT THIS LITTLE COLOURED CHAP WITH STRIPEY TROUSERS AND A RED JACKET.

THE FIRST THING A CUSTOMER ASKS DO I SAY GOLLY OR GOLLYWOG(YES ARREST ME IF YOU MUST OOPS I'VE SAID THE DREADED WORD)

I TELL THEM IT IS A FREE COUNTRY ,'I THINK' AND WE DON'T MIND IN THIS SHOP.WELL THEY START TO TELL ME THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD TO LEAVE SHOPS BEFORE NOW BECAUSE THEY SAID THE GW WORD,I ASK YOU WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO, ARE WE TO TAKE OFFENCE IF SOMEONE ASKED ME FOR A WHITE CARRIER BAG (MYSELF BEING A WHITE BRITISH FEMALE )

IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS COLOUR HAS BUGGER ALL TO DO WITH ANYTHING, I'M SURE A BLIND PERSON HAS A MUCH BETTER VIEW OF THE WORLD AND THE PEOPLE IN IT ,I KNOW THAT MAY SOUND DAFT BUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT .IF A CHINESE MAN WHO SPEAKS IRISH CAME UP TO A BLIND PERSON AND HAD A CONVERSATION DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE OR SHE WOULD BE THINKING WHAT IS THAT YELLOW FACED CHINKY MAN ON ABOUT .NO NO NO THEY WOULDN'T BECAUSE THEY WOULD ACCEPT THEM AT FACE VALUE.

I COULDN'T GO INTO THE STORIES I'VE HEARD OVER THE YEARS FROM ALL COLOUR AND CREEDS AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY NOT ONE PERSON HAS TOOK OFFENCE AT OUR GOLLYS.I GREW UP EATING JAM BY THE BUCKET LOAD SO I COULD SEND FOR A BADGE OR A BAND GOLLY WITH DIFFERENT MUSICAL INSTRUMENT I LOVED THE BLACK AND WHITE MINSTRAL SHOW I DON'T KNOW OF ANYONE WHO TOOK OFFENCE AT THESE PROGRAMMES.

WHAT LITTLE JUMPED UP PERSON STUCK BEHIND A DESK DECIDED THAT BLACK WASN'T A WORD TO BE USED WHO SAID BLACK PEOPLE WERE OFFENDED BY GOLLYS OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BOOK.

MY LAST WORD, WE HAD A JAMAICAN FAMILY COME INTO OUR SHOP I HAVEN'T HEARD SO MUCH LAUGHTER FOR A LONG TIME THE FATHER BOUGHT SIX GOLLYS FOR HIS CHILDREN AND HIS ELDERLY MUM THEY BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES HE SAID AND HE PROUDLY CALLED THEM "GOLLYWOGS"

Bruce Springsteen - If I Should Fall Behind - Belfast

American Land (Live In Dublin)

HERE WE ARE AGAIN HAPPY HAS CAN BE!!!!

I KNOW DON'T START TELLING ME ,IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE YOUR LAST BLOG SQUILLY.
WELL MY OTHER HALF NOT HUSBAND HE REMINDS ME BUT 'LONG TERM PARTNER ' get to the point Gilly. HE'S GETTING TO BE A DAB HAND AT THE OLD COMPUTER THING and this is a man who said it's, quote'all a load of bollocks'.ENOUGH SAID . SOOOOOOOOOOO HIS POSTERIA, BUM TO YOU AND ME IS STUCK TO THE COMPUTER CHAIR DOING HIS OWN BLOG, I MIGHT SAY HE'S DONE A BRILL JOB AND NOW HE'S HELPING ME GET BACK INTO THE FOLD OF BLOGGISM (is that a word)?I CANNOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BUTTERFLIES, OR THE ADOPTION OF LONELY , ALTOGETHER NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT THE LAUGHING BABY GETS ME EVERY TIME and is what we need a lot of LOL'S as the texters are always prodding into their phones! I FEEL MY FINGERS AND BRAIN ARE ENJOYING EACH OTHERS COMPANY AND I'M ON A ROLLLLLL.
BOB DYLAN IS ON MY MUSIC BOX playing 'Just like a woman' I AM THERE WAVING MY FLOWERS SHAKING MY HIPPY CLAD BOOTY (another name for bum) SINGING LAY LADY LAY, OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND thats another song bloggers keep up !
I'VE STARTED BEING A READERHOLIC, I'M GOING TO THERAPY AT OUR LOCAL LIBRARY TO WEAN ME OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH FIVE BOOKS AT A TIME .James Patterson in the loo,Marian Keyes in the shed, Fannie Flagg in the bedroom,Jane Green at work yes I know I should be working,and last but not least Peter Kaye lol yeah. EVEN THE OTHER HALF IS GETTING IN ON THE ACT .YES READING IS A WASTE OF TIME SAYS HE on his tenth book now on Round Ireland with a fridge! (don't even ask).
I'm off to watch corrie now and the 'devil boy 'of the street David. IT'S GOODBYE FROM ME AND GOODBYE FROM HIM XX