LADY FLU.....BOO HOO

WELL BLOGITES YOU MAY BE ASKING WHERE'S YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME ? IN MY BLOOMING SICK BED THATS WHERE.
LAST THURSDAY WENT TO BED, MIDDLE OF NIGHT HAD THE SHAKES ICE CUBES RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS,HIM INDOORS FOUND ONE LONELY LEMSIP IN DATE BY THE WAY,ALL I CAN SAY THANK GOD FOR THAT LEMSIP....... THEN THE SWEATS CAME AND NO MORE INFO TOO MUCH ISN'T GOOD FOR THE SOUL MMMMMM. SUFFICE TO SAY I AM FEELING A WHOLE LOT BETTER TODAY THE SUN HAS BEEN SHINING AND I HAD MY FIRST VENTURE OUT , WE WENT TO SEE THE NEW SANDS PROJECT AND WALKED ON THE BEACH THE NEW BEACH HUTS HAVE BEEN PAINTED THESE AMAZING CITRUS COLOURS I WISH I HAD BROUGHT MY CAMERA ,NOT LIKE ME AT ALL..........
IT'S BEEN HARD NOT SEEING ANYONE WITH WORKING IN A SHOP I'M MEETING PEOPLE ALL DAY,SO I HAVE FELT LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED
BUT SOME GOOD NEWS WE HAVE GOT AN ALLOTMENT TO SHARE WITH SOME FRIENDS WE HAVE'NT BEEN DOWN YET WELL KEV HAS SIGNED FOR IT,SO CAN'T WAIT TO TRY MY NEW WELLIES OUT PICS IN DUE COURSE. WE ARE ALSO ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A SHED AND GREEN HOUSE ANYTHING WILL DO SO WE ARE LOOKING ON FREE CYCLE.
I'M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE WHEN WE MOVED WE LEFT A LARGE GARDEN AND MY SMALL GARDEN IS JAM PACKED WITH A POND, SEATING AREA, SHED, LOTS I'M NOT INTO MINIMAL.....
NOW I WILL HAVE TO FIND THE TIME IN SMMER WILL BE EASY BECAUSE THE DAYS ARE LONGER SITTING ON OUR LITTLE PLOT OF LAND WITH A GLASS OR TWO SMELLING THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOUR.....

I'M A CELEBRITY WHAT A BRILLIANT PROGRAMME THIS HAS BEEN I LOVE BIGGINS WHAT A JOY WOULDN'T EVERYONE WANT A PAL LIKE HIM SEEING EVERTHING POSITIVE AND LAUGHING ALL THE TIME. I TRY TO SMILE MOST OF THE TIME SOME PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU AS IF YOU HAVE GONE MAD .
GO BIGGINS GO..........
STILL WANT X FACTOR RIDDLES TO WIN I LOVE HIM SOME DON'T GET IT BUT I DO.
ANYWAY RAMBLING FINISHED IT'S BEEN A WHILE NIGHTY NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT ZZZZZZZZZZZ

ONE NEARLY FATAL MISTAKE.....

WE WENT ROUND TO OUR NEIGHBOURS HOLIDAY HOME NEXT DOOR TO US,THEY ARE STAYING FOR A WEEK THEN HEADING BACK HOME TO WORCESTER.
IT WAS A LOVELY EVENING, WE HAVE A DRINK OF WINE, NIBBLES A GOOD OLD NATTER THEN THE VERY COMPETITIVE GAME OF SCRABBLE,WHICH HIM INDOORS HAS TO WIN OR A DARK CLOUD LOOMS OVER THE WHOLE ROOM....... WHICH TO OUR DELIGHT HE WON WITH HIS PARTNER IN CRIME!!!!!
WE FOLDED UP AROUND MIDNIGHT, I WATCHED I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WHICH I'D TAPED THEN WENT TO BED,WE BOTH COULD HEAR NEXT DOOR TALKING FOR A WHILE AND A LOT OF WALKING ABOUT,BUT ASSUMED THEY WERE MAKING SOME SUPPER............ ANYWAY TO CUT THIS BUILD UP SHORT, THE FIRM THAT FIT A NIGHT STORAGE HEATER YESTERDAY MORNING IN THERE HOUSE APPEARED AGAIN THIS MORNING REALLY EARLY.YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF YOU TRIED THE OLD HEATER WAS VERY HEAVY DUE TO THE HEATING BRICKS IN IT SO TOOK TWO LADS TO CARRY IT OUT THE NEW ONE WAS REALLY LIGHT, THE LADS SAID IT'S A 'NEW MODEL' MY FRIEND ASKED IF THERE WAS A BOOKLET TO GO WITH IT THEY SAID 'NO.'AFTER THE WORK WAS CARRIED OUT THERE WERE NO PAPERS TO SAY THE WORK HAD BEEN CARRIED OUT SAFELY, TO SIGN. IF THEY HADN'T WOKEN UP WITH COUGHING THE SMOKE AND FUMES WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE FINISHED THEM OFF,THE BOSS HAD A LATE DELIVERY OF THE SAID BRICKS WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN FITTED WITH THE NEW FIRE SO CAME TO PUT RIGHT THE MISTAKE MADE HIS YOUNG WORK MEN WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND PUT AWAY FOR MANSLAUGHTER IF THEY HADN'T WOKE UP AGAIN........THANKGOODNESS THEY HADN'T PAID YET A SIMPLE MISTAKE LIKE THIS COULD HAVE COST THEM THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRM WAS A WELL KNOWN AND REPUTABLE ONE I HAVE USED THEM IN THE PAST THEY SHOULDN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS. THE BLACK SOOT WHICH COVERED EVERY INCH OF THEIR HOME AND IN THEIR LUNGS WILL BE HARD TO GET RID OF.......
FORGIVE THE PUN BUT I NEEDED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.

YouTube - BGT FINAL -Paul Potts high quality video/sound

YouTube - BGT FINAL -Paul Potts high quality video/sound

WHAT A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!

THIS FELLA HASN'T HAD HIS WEETABIX HAS HE?

IS'NT IT AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN FIT INTO ONE DAY, THEN YOU FEEL AS IF YOU'VE BEEN AWAY FOR AGES,DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU SANE LOT OUT THERE IN BLOG VILLE ?
WENT TO VISIT GRAND DAUGHTER SHE HAS RECENTLY MOVED OVER TO WESSIE LAND IT WAS REALLY NICE TO CATCH UP. OF COURSE FIRST ON THE LIST WAS 'SOOTY AND SWEEP' DVD, GOD THAT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES, I REMEMBER MY PARENTS WORKING AT ROWNTREE MACKINTOSH AND HARRY H CORBETT PUTTING ON A CHRISTMAS SHOW FOR THE KIDDIES PARTY.HOW GREAT TO SEE MY GRAND DAUGHTER LAUGHING AT SWEEP GROWING A SAUSAGE TREE A FULL HOUR OF BELLY LAUGHS. DOES'NT THIS SAY SOMETHING LOUD AND CLEAR THE SIMPLIST THINGS ARE THE BEST, TWO GLOVE PUPPETS HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME..........

THEN THREE HRS LATER I WAS ON THE WATERFRONT RESTAURANT IN CLARENCE DOCKS TOTALLY CLASSY TOILETS TO DIE FOR 10/10( I KNOW I'M A SAD BEGGAR)BUT EH CLASSY BIRD EQUALS CLASSY LOOS!!!!! LOL

TO THINK THIS PLACE WAS DERELICT REALLY ROUGH ,I TALKED WITH A FELLA WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE GAS BOARD MANY MOONS AGO AND HIS MAIN BUILDING WAS ON CLARENCE DOCKS HE SAID HE USED TO BE TERRIFIED WHEN COMING IN TO WORK TO COLLECT HIS GEAR HE HAD TO RUN THE GAUNTLET TO GET INTO LEEDS SO HAS NOT TO BE MUGGED. WHAT A CONTRAST, PEOPLE WITH AND PEOPLE WITHOUT........

MY SON TOLD ME ANY SPARE LAND HAS TO BE SEEN TO MAKE MONEY,OR IT ISN'T VIABLE .EXAMPLE IN FRONT OF SOME LOVELY APARTMENTS THERE IS A CLEARED PIECE OF LAND AND I SAID THAT WOULD BE GREAT HAS A SMALL PARK WITH A LAKE AND SEATING AND A SMALL EATERY,DUCKS GOT TO HAVE DUCKS AND TREES, BUT EH, HE SAID THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTSIDE GYM ALL CONCRETE AND STEEL ONE BIG AWFUL MONEY MAKING VENTURE BUGGER THE ENVIROMENT..........

THEN A MAD DASH TO CATCH A TRAIN TO GO EVEN FURTHER INTO WESSIE LAND TO VISIT MY NIECE AND HER LITTLE FAMILY. I WOULD GET INTO A TAXI WHERE THE DRIVER HAD ONLY BEEN IN THE JOB FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS HE DID'NT HAVE A CLUE WHERE HE WAS GOING SAID HE HAD WORKED IN A TEXTILE MILL FOR TWENTY YEARS WHEN HE MADE BRITAIN HIS HOME AND HAD LIVED IN THIS TOWN FOR SO MANY YEARS.SO I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE DIDN'T KNOW THE STREETS HE LET ME BORROW HIS PHONE TO RING MY NIECE AND WE SLOWLY BUT SURELY GOT TO OUR DESTINATION YIPPEE......

IF YOU ARE READING THIS... I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A LITTLE FELLA WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE THIS AMAZING SMILE AND DOES A MEAN DANCE ROUTINE OH AND LOVED MY BOOTS SO MUCH HE COULDN'T MOVE SEE PICS..... BY THE WAY HIS MOM AND DAD ARE OKAY TOO!!!!

AUDITIONING FOR PUSS IN BOOTS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO COULD RESIST THIS SMILE............NOT ME!!!!!!

JUST DRINKING MY PUKKA TEA AS I TYPE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY HEALTH AND SAFETY IS THIS FACE BOVVERED!!!!

GLORY BE, TO CAP IT ALL THE ICING ON THE CAKE YESSSSSSS RIDDLES OF X FACTOR FAME IS STILL IN THE FRAME AND HE WAS QUIETLY AMAZING ON SATURDAY I TAKE IT ALL BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT HIM BEFORE DO NOT JUDGE PEOPLE AT FIRST MEETING.( I KNOW I HAV'NT MET HIM SILLY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN).

A QUESTION FOR YOU INTELLIGENT BLOGGERS OUT THERE, WHY WHEN THEY TAKE EVERYTHING OUT OF OUR FOOD, SUPPOSEDLY BECAUSE IT IS BAD FOR US,DO THEY CHARGE MORE FOR IT ?

ALSO WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK, SORRY ,AND SWEETS WERE TOTALLY WONDERFUL TO THE TASTE BUDS WE PROMISED OURSELVES WHEN WE GREW UP WE WOULD OWN A SWEET SHOP AND EAT LOADS AND LOADS TILL WE BURST BUT IT HAS'NT WORKED OUT THAT WAY HAS IT BECAUSE ALL THE TASTY BITS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT FOR OUR HEALTHY LIFE STYLE...... SOD THAT SHEBERT FOUNTAINS DON'T TASTE THE SAME AND WHY CAN'T I SMOKE A SWEET CIGARETTE ANYMORE HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANYTHING SO STUPID,SHRIMPS,SMARTIES A CASE IN QUESTION WHY BRING BLUE ONES IN I LOVED THE TANGY TASTE OF THE ORANGE ONES, CARAMAC,I WILL PUT A SOCK IN IT NOW MY BANANA SARNIE AWAITS MASHED WITH SUGAR ON YESSSSSSS NIGHT NIGHT FROM GILLYXXX

AUTUMN LEAVES A FALLING

SHE HAD A PROBLEM....
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY........


HE HAD A TIGER IN HIS TANK....................

NO GLUE WAS USED IN THIS PHOTO(TO MAKE HER SIT STILL SILLY)............

I HAVE BEEN WAITING A WHILE TO TAKE SOME PICS OF THE GOLDEN BLANKET OF LEAVES THAT GATHER EVERYWHERE AT THIS LOVELY TIME OF YEAR, MY FAVOURITE IN FACT.WE ARE SO LUCKY AT THE MOMENT TO HAVE THESE WONDERFUL BLUE SKY DAYS AND THE SUN IS SOOO HOT FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR. .....

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET THESE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS...............

I JUST WANT TO BE OUTSIDE TO BREATH IN THE GOOD AIR WE HAVE LEFT BECAUSE IT WILL BE WOOLY PULLY JUMPERS AND HATS SCARVES AND GLOVES WEATHER SOON......

THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN PARTICULARLY NICE I HAVE HAD A RIDE ON MY BIKE ,TOOK MY DOGGIE JESS OUT ON THE LONG STRETCH OF BEACH ,NOW IT'S NOT RESTRICTED AS IT IS IN THE SUMMER.WE HAVE BEEN TO BURTON AGNES TODAY IT WAS VERY QUIET JUST HOW WE LIKE IT AND I TOOK SOME BRILL PHOTOS OF AUTUMNY THINGS(I KNOW THERE ISN'T SUCH A WORD BUT EH IS THIS FACE BOVVERED)!!!

WE WENT TO SEWERBY PARK AND PEOPLE WATCHED THIS SOMETIMES CAN BE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE CRAP WE GET ON THE TELE!!!!

NOW X FACTOR FANS WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT MY FRIEND RHYDIANN? ABSOLUTELY BLOODY MARVELLOUS EXCUSE THE NAUGHTY WORD BUT HE WAS.......

HE'S OUR NEW LIBERACE IF ANYONE OF A CERTAIN AGE CAN REMEMBER HIM?

GOD THAT SUIT AND TIE HE IS A SHOW ON HIS OWN OUR RHYDD,HOW DARE LOUIS COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING OVER THE TOP YES THAT WAS THE IDEA YOU STUPID MAN DAHHHHHH.

THEY ARE GETTING BETTER ARE THEY NOT PITY ABOUT THE BOY BAND HAVING TO GO BUT THERES NOTHING AS QUEER AS FOLK THE VOTING PUBLIC SOMETIMES LOSE THE PLOT.....

HOPE YOU HAVE NOTICED THE AUTUMNY COLOUR CHANGE STAY AWAKE YOU GUYS AND GALS!!!!

LAST WORD WHY DIDN'T DAVID PLATT AND THE CAST OF CORRIE GET THERE JUST AWARD HIS ACTING HAS BEEN SPOT ON THIS YEAR ADRIAN MOLE MOVE OVER RAT BOY RULES..............

RIGHT, COMPLETE CHANGE OF SUBJECT WELL ONLY A BIT WE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE MICE NEED I SAY ANYMORE.........

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUISINESS AT WORK SERVING A CUSTOMER WHEN I FELT SOMTHING CROSS MY PATH.......

YOU GUESSED RIGHT OUR LITTLE FURRY FRIENDS ARE GETTING A BIT CHEEKY INVADING MY SPACE,SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE GOT THE EXECUTIVE OF TRAPS AND WHAM BAM WE CAUGHT 5 ON THE TROT......

LEAVE YOU ON THAT NOTE OR MAYBE NOT ,I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT IN FACT EVERY NIGHT I DREAM I COULD WRITE A BOOK IF I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING BUT I DONT.BUT LAST NIGHT I WAS ROBBIE WILLIAMS WOMAN SO WHO AM I TO FORGET THAT FANTASY EH....................