LOTTIE IS HOT TO TROT WHO OR WHAT IS "LOTTIE?"

'WHAT ANOTHER EXCUSE GILLY MAC, WELL WE ARE NOT HAVING THAT,' I HEAR YOU SAYING............

NO I'VE NOT TAKEN TO MY SICK BED, NO I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A LOVELY LONG CRUISE ABOARD THE NEW QUEEN MARY MOTHER OF ALL CRUISE SHIPS,BEEN ABDUCTED BY LITTLE GREEN MEN FOR SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS.............. NOOOOOOOOOOI HAVE NOT BEEN TAKING LOONY TUNE PILLS ,JUST BEEN VERY BUSY WITH THE MUCK SPREADING OOAHHH.

RAISED BEDS BACK FRIENDLY.....

WE HAVE CHRISTENED OUR PLOT OF EARTH 'LOTTIE', MUCH EASIER THAN SAYING OR TYPING ALLOTMENT EVERY TIME YES I KNOW THATS JUST WHAT I HAVE DONE BUT ONLY EXPLAINING THE REASON WHY.......

MINUS SHINY DANGLY THING......

ANYWAY AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PICS WE HAVE COME A LONG WAY NOW SINCE LAST POST, THE SAID SHED WE WERE IN NEED OF CAME FROM MY BOSS WORD OF MOUTH HE WAS HAVING A SHUFFLE ABOUT IN HIS GARDEN AND WANTED TO GET RID SO WE OBLIGED. GREAT STUFF, TEA MAKING FACILITIES, SAID BUCKET FOR ABLUTIONS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO ONE HAS TO GO !!!!!!!!!!!!TOOLS, SEATING TO SHELTER FROM THIS ATROCIOUS WEATHER WHICH HAS BEEN SENT TO TEST US ALL!!!!!

OUR PLOT IS A VERY BOGGY SITE SO WE ARE GOING TO TRY WORKING WITH IT RATHER THAN AGAINST IT AND PUT A POND IN AND BOG PLANTS. THE FROGS WILL HELP EVERYONE WITH THE MASSIVE INFLUX OF BABY SLUGGLETS WHICH HAVE BEEN WAITING IN ANTICIPATION TO HAVE A MIDNIGHT FEAST WHILE WE ARE TUCKED UP IN BED.....

I STILL CANNOT BELEIVE THE STUFF WE HAVE ACCUMULATED FOR OUR PLOT, WOOD AND MORE WOOD IF WE SEE ANYONE WORKING ON A BUILDING PROJECT KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR OFFER TO TAKE BRICKS, PLANKS, WINDOWS, A BARROW. YES WE HAVE MANAGED TO GET EVERYTHING FOR FREE APART FROM SHED BUT THAT WAS A STEAL AT £40. WE WILL REMEMBER THE KIND PEOPLE WHO DONATED TO THE KEV AND GILLY APPEAL AND VEG WILL BE COMING FORTH IN ABUNDANCE WHEN THE SUN GETS IT'S LITTLE COTTON PICKING HAT ON AND MAKES OUR SEEDS GROW......

WE ARE BOTH IN OUR ELEMENT IT'S LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF HEAVEN GOING UP AFTER WORK LISTENING TO OUR FEATHERED FREINDS SETTLING DOWN FOR THE EVENING MAKING A CUPPA SITTING ON THE KEVVY MADE PATIO AND ADMIRING OUR BIT OF ENGLAND THAT HASN'T BEEN TAKEN OVER 'YET' YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HARRY.........

1)COMPOST BIN FILLING UP NICELY

2)POTATOES EARTHED UP WELL AND GOOD

3)JESS'S KENNEL IN PLACE (NOT GONE IN IT YET THOUGH)!

4)DANGLY SHINY THING HANGING OFF OUR SHED AHH.

5)BEETROOT,MIXED LETTUCE, NANTES CARROTS, STRAWBERRYS,DWARF FRENCH BEANS, MANGE TOUT,COURGETTE,CABBAGE,RHUBARB,SPRING ONIONS, CHIVES, RED ONIONS , BROCCOLI............

6)LOTS OF LOVELY FOLK WILLING TO GIVE ADVICE I LISTEN TAKE IT ALL IN AND IF NEED BE USE IT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.......

7) ONE OBNOXIOUS LARDY ARSE SHOW OFF WHO THINKS HE HAS ALL KNOWLEDGE AND BEST OF AND BIGGEST OF APART FROM HIS ARSE WHO I S NOW COVENTRY BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH HIM HE WONT LAST LONG HE'S HAD 5 LOTTIES ALREADY SO I THINK HE MAY HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF THEM....

8)ME AND KEV CAME HERE FOR PEACE AND QUIET AND IT WILL COME MMMMMMM

WE ARE OFF TO SUNNY WHITBY IN OUR LITTLE CARAVAN SO THE SUN BETTER SHINE DOWN ON ME AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK SO ANOTHER REASON FOR GOING ON A LITTLE JAUNT....... PROMISE I WONT FORGET YOU BLOGGITES OF THE PC WORLD AND WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON LOTTIE.

MACCY IS BACK IN TOWN.......

AS PROMISED ONE LONELY GATE AND EMPTY COMPOST BINS....

THIS BEAUTY IS AN EARLY RISER........

HELLO FELLOW BLOGITES, A BIG APOLOGY FOR THE INTERMISSION IN MY POSTS.I HAVE NO EXCUSE ONLY I HAVE HAD A BOUT OF FLU, THEN ON AN EVENING I PROMISE MYSELF I WILL START WRITING MY BLOG AND I FALL ASLEEP.......SO HERE GOES.

WE HAVE FINALLY GOT OUR ALLOTMENT PLOT MASSIVE ISN'T THE WORD, IT IS A NEW ONE ALREADY ROTAVATED SO IT IS A BLANK CANVAS. HIM INDOORS WILL BE THE BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS AND I WILL BE THE GREEN FINGERED FRILLS AND SPILLS OF THE PLOT!!!!!!

TODAY THE COMPOST BINS HAVE BEEN ERECTED, PART OF THE OUTER FENCE AND GATE HAS BEEN BUILT. WE ARE IN DIER NEED OF A SHED THOUGH EVERYONE AT THIS TIME OF YEAR WANTS A SHED FOR THEIR PLOT, YES WE KNOW YOU CAN BUILD ONE WHICH MOST OF THE ALLOTMENTEERS DO, SO MAYBE THIS WILL BE THE ROAD TO GO DOWN . I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED BY HIM INDOORS THAT THE COUNCIL ARE THINKING ABOUT RECLAIMING THE LAND FOR BLOODY HOUSING, YES I'M FUMING LIKE MANY OTHER PEOPLE..........

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BOG GARDEN AND HAVE A LITTLE POND WITH FROGS THEY WILL KEEP THE SLUG POPULATION DOWN AND INSECTS. WE ARE SO EXCITED I JUST WANT TO GET INTO THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT, WE ARE ALL LIKE MINDED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GROW OUR OWN FRUIT AND VEG BE OUT IN THE FRESH AIR WHATEVER THE WEATHER THROWS AT US COME RAIN OR SHINE.

WILL KEEP YOU POSTED PHOTOS COMING SOON.

NIGHTY NIGHT AND DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.........

SUMMARY OF LIFE.
Good one for a Friday..!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you , don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get...

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is .. . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.

At age 35 success is . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.

At age 75 success is . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . .. . not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessin

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

Take the time to live

Life is too short

Dance naked.

BREAKFAST NOT AT TIFFANYS BUT IN THE GARDEN!!!

HI ALL BLOGITES SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG GETTING BACK TO YOU,HASN'T IT BEEN GLORIOUS..... YES ME AND HIM INDOORS WENT OUTDOORS ONE MORNING THIS WEEK AND SAT ON MY LOVELY BENCH AND HAD OUR BREAKIE, NO I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER,THE FISH WERE SWIMMING LIKE IT WAS SUMMER, FRISKY SOMEWHAT THE BIRDS WERE HAPPY TOO NO BLASTING WIND HAVE YOU NOTICED IT'S VERY QUIET WHEN THE GALES ARE BLOWING THE BIRDS SEEM TO VANISH.....

SO HE WENT TO VISIT OUR ALLOTMENT THE PLOT NEXT TO OURS IS STILL FLOODED BUT THEY HAVE DUG TRENCHES AND HOPE THIS DRY SPELL WILL SOAK SOME OF THE WATER UP. I'VE BOUGHT A GREAT ALLOTMENT BOOK HALF THE PRICE ON 'AMAZON' COMPARED TO HIGH STREET SHOPS. I'VE GOT MY FIRST POTATOES TODAY TO START 'CHITTING' DO I SOUND WELL VERSED ON VEG NO A CUSTOMER TOLD ME TODAY AT WORK I'M TAKING ANY FREE ADVICE.SO THEY WILL BE PUT TO REST AND I WILL WAIT AVIDLY FOR THEIR SHOOTS TO EMERGE AHHHHH.

I'M NOT SO KEEN ON EASTER BEING SO EARLY, AT WORK I'VE GOT THE SAME PROBLEM AS I HAD AT CHRISTMAS WITH HALLOWEEN CROSSING OVER NOT GOOD... VALENTINES DAY THEN MOTHERS DAY THEN EASTER ALL THE SHOPS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DISPLAY. I'VE GOT THREE UP IN DIFFERENT AREAS SO THEY DON'T OVERLAP GOD I'M SOUNDING SO BORING I'M TIRED I'VE GOT EARACHE AND I THINK I'M GOING UP TO BEDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

LOVELY SKY WHILE GARDENING LATE AFTERNOON...

WEATHER FOR TOMMOROW SUN SUN SUN CAN'T WAIT NIGHTY NIGHTX

TRIP TO HARROGATE....

LOVELY LOVELY DAY IN HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND, WE WENT TO SEE PAUL POTTS, HE WAS BRILLIANT, I HAD GOOSEBUMPS ON TOP OF MY GOOSEBUMPS!!!

HE IS SO SINCERE AND A SHY MAN BUT WHEN HE STARTS SINGING IN ITALIAN OH MY GOD STANDING OVATION AT THE END SINGING 'NESSUN DORMA' AND THE VERY EMOTIONAL'TIME TO SAY GOODBYE BOO HOO....

HAD A BRILL TIME LOOKING IN ALL THE POSH SHOPS .CHARITY SHOPS ARE MY GAME AND I PURCHASED SOME LOVELY ITEMS THANKYOU..... THEN WENT INTO THE HUGE 'MAGESTIC HOTEL' FOR A ROYAL WEE, MARKS OUT OF 10 A RESOUNDING 10, SO WE RETURNED A FEW TIMES I THINK THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GUESTS, SMILE AND ONE CAN FOOL ANYBODY HE HE.....

ENJOY THIS LOVELY DRY SPELL WE ARE HAVING IN YORKSHIRE...

OH MY GOD DRY LAND AT LAST.....

REMEMBER RAINHOODS MANIA MANAGED TO FIND THIS LITTLE GEM.........

YES YES YES, NO HARRY HASN'T MET SALLY,IT'S JUST ME GETTING A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT THE BLUE SKY I SAW THROUGH MY SKYLIGHT THIS MORNING,THE BIRDS WERE SINGING,PEOPLE SEEMED TO BE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK AND ONTO THE BEACH WITH DOGS IN TOW. THEY WERE HAPPY TO BE OUT WITHOUT GETTING RAIN DOWN THEIR NECKS!
I HAD TO WORK BUT IT'S NOT A BAD PLACE TO WORK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M OUTSIDE ANYWAY IT BEING A GARDEN SHOP.....

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WEDNESDAY I'M GOING TO HARROGATE WITH MY FRIEND TO SEE 'PAUL POTTS' IN CONCERT REMEMBER BRITAINS GOT TALENT AND HE HAS.WE ARE GOING TO TROLL AROUND THE CHARITY SHOPS POSH STUFF TO BE HAD,THEN A NICE CUPPA TEA STICKY BUN BEING GOOD IS NOT ON THE ITINERARY ! THEN MAYBE A LOOK IN THE REALLY POSH SHOPS AND PRETEND TO HAVE AN ENDLESS BANK BALANCE NOT!!!
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON HIP HIP HIP HOORAY,
THE SUN HAS GOT IT'S HAT ON AND WE'RE COMING OUT TODAY YEH......

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

YouTube - Harry Hill TV Burp 19 January 2008 S07E02 Part 2/3

I'M THINKING BROLLYS, WELLIES,RAINHATS........

YES I'M MISSING A TRICK HERE OLD BLOGGING CHUMS, WHAT TRICK YOU MIGHT ASK?

WELL WHAT POSITIVE THING CAN COME OUT OF THIS BL...DY RAIN, A MONEY MAKING SCHEME MMMMMMMMM, AH IT CAME TO ME IN A FLASH OF LIGHT!!!!!!!

GET A BARRAR(YES I KNOW BARROW IS THE CORRECT SPELLING) BUT WE ARE TALKING DEL BOY MONEY MAKING SCHEMES HERE,PARK IT HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE IT MAY BE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINING, THEN FILL YOUR BARRAR WITH WAIT FOR IT

GET YOUR LOVERLY RAINMACS ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES GET DANCING IN THAT PAIN OF A BL....ODY RAIN! OH YES AND TO KEEP YOUR TOOTSIES SAFE AND DRY LOVERLY WELLIES ALL COLOURS SHAPES AND SIZES,HAVE I LOST MY MARBLES NO JUST A DROP OF WATER ON THE SAID BRAIN WHICH IS SHRINKING BY THE HOUR.

OWEN ENJOYING THE RAIN

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE RAINHOODS THAT FOLDED UP INTO A 1" SQUARE OF PLASTIC THEY CAME IN ALL COLOURS, ONE SIZE MADAM, PEA UP TO A MARROW HEAD OH YES WE ALL WANTED TO OWN ONE. SAD BUT TRUE. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE LASS AHH LATE SIXTIES, MY GRANDMA'S SIDEBOARD WAS A HAVEN TO THESE LITTLE GEMS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE WONDERFUL I COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GROWN UP ENOUGH TO LET MY GRANDMA PRESENT ME WITH MY OWN PRECIOUS RAINHOOD WITH LITTLE UMBERELLAS ON.(BACK TO 2008)

CAN YOU IMAGINE A GIRL OF TEN WEARING ONE OF THOSE TO TOWN WHILE SHOPPING WITH HER MAM NO WAY NOT EFF...NG LIKELY, THATS THE REACTION YOU GET NOWADAYS. I KNOW WE ARE ALL REPEATING WHAT OUR MUMS SAID BEFORE US BUT THIS GENERATION ARE A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME ALTOGETHER. IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF IMAGINATION TO THINK OF THEM AS PENSIONERS I DON'T THINK MANY OF THEM WILL SEE THAT AGE THE WAY THEY ARE STEAMING THROUGH LIFE NOW.FAST FOOD, BINGE DRINKING,DRUGS,NOT SAFE SEX,NUMB TO PAIN , NO MORALS, ALL I FEEL IS SADNESS IF THEY COULD JUST 'GET IT' HOW LIFE COULD BE.............

I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING I'M HAPPY AGAIN,THE CLOUDS IN THE SKY SO DARK UP ABOVE,THE SUNS IN MY HEART I'M READY FOR LOVE AHHHHHH